FELLOW FREEZER BAG HOARDER HERE. People always give me the "friggin' cheap-ass" side-eye when they see them drying above the sink but A those things are pricey and B why not do a tiny thing that's semi-decent for the environment? I see people trashing those things after they've held like a single unpeeled orange.…
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I can't actually attest to this, but I heard from a friend (I live in San Diego) that many HOAs in our countless tract home communities were fining people if their lawns weren't green enough. So on one hand the city is telling you to only water after 6pm, and on the other your HOA (who you pay $2 - 400 a month to as…
That is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read
ohmygodthat'sthecutestthingever. unrelated, but why do cute, inspirational videos like this make me sob my brains out even though I'm trying NOT TO, but my mother on the verge of death in a hospital bed evoked nary a tear, despite my very best attempts?!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
oh shit i should have read this. i just commented wondering how the song had penetrated my ears and had started punching at the nerves behind my eyes. seriously what the fuck was that nonsense
She definitely has a case of perpetual baby face, but I can't help but think she is so goddamn pretty. She's really makin' those cheeks work for her.
That sounds TERRIBLE. Time to hug my pup and NEVER LET HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE AGAIN. :(
How in the WORLD does that warrant a *shrug*?! "Eh, whatevs, sometimes folks attempt to murder your pet big whoop get over it"??!?!?!?
Do it. It's written by the writing staff of the Daily Show and it's a delight.
ALSO excited, Sam Bee is one my fave comedic ladies. Did you read "America: The Book"? Her little sidebars were hi-lar-ious... like "Pardon Me, But Would You Mind If I Told You How Canada Does It"?
DUMB QUESTION TIME! Are those people having their eardrums blown out? I live in San Diego, where the approach is right over a neighborhood (nothing remotely this close, obviously) and it gets loud as HELL when big planes come in. It seems like sitting on that beach - as cool as it must be to witness - would be crazy…
I went through a phase when I would watch Independence Day and Jurassic Park every day after school. Like one after the other. Every day. LOOOVED me some Jeff Goldblum as a pre-pubescent oh yes I did.
I vote yes! I am a total Girls apologist but even my haterade-sipping mate agreed this season is WAY better than the last. I have had tons of giggles in every episode. (Though I constantly want MORE LAIRD PLEASE. ALL THE LAIRD)
I've never experienced a sleeping-pill rage fight, but I did once drink a five-hour energy instead of taking a nap on a Friday evening because I wanted to go out with friends instead... Two drinks later I apparently turned into a fucking NIGHTMARE and was yelling at my wonderful boyfriend and his friends and UGH I was…
Oh my godddddd hungover watching it is exactly how I first found it!!!!!!
I don't have much to say except that the Price of Gold is so fucking amazing I actually BOUGHT it on Amazon so I can watch it any time I like (before it went on Netflix). Tonya Harding is such a hilariously bad liar and the whole story is so white trash AMAZING it ended my decade-long streak of never purchasing a…