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Late comment, but as everyone has said, it is delightfully amazing, historically inaccurate trash, and I LOVE IT. Like, imagine the Tudors, except with MAGIC

You look FANTASTIC! That kinda curl definition is my DREAM. I have a feeling it's impossible on my mop, but I'm gonna give your tips a whirl. I hate straightening but look like

I have what you might describe as "wavy on top, SHIT STORM NIGHtMARE on the bottom." Any recommendations on how to use a diffuser properly? I'm in the market for a new dryer and may get one with a diffuser if it would help the mess I have living on my head

Oh, did you have a DIFFUSER? Because I had a diffuser.

Oh man, I'll take 2003 (trying- and failing - to be Rory Gilmore) over 1999 (ALL THE BUTTERFLY CLIPS, ALL OF THEM) any day.

I remember taking my freshman year high school ID. I was about 5 inches shorter than everyone, hadn't grown into my face, had awful hair, and a fake smile always induced a wonky left eye. I remember getting my photos back and thinking GOD, WHY COULDN'T THEY HAVE POLISHED THIS UP A BIT. Now, though, I realize those

Is it good?! Tell me it's good! I LOVED Tina Fey's book, and bought Yes, Please for the Ann Perkins in my life but was kind of bummed to read the Amazon reviews that claimed it was "garbled" and "directionless" and "full of name dropping." I flipped to a random page and DID spot a few celeb name drops, but if I'm

Great GREAT piece, Madeleine!

I feel ya Angel Haze. As a kid I tormented myself by imagining that all inanimate objects had feelings. Made using oven mitts and pin cushions traumatizing.

You like it? I don't know I think it's juuuuust barely too much. Also I'd always worry that the aftermath would look Lohan-esque

Okay maybe I need to try the lipliner thing myself... though even when I try and put REGULAR lipstick on I look like Collete Reardon

OH MY GOD I NEVER NOTICED THAT HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

I mean, I know she went through puberty but COME ON, she's gotta admit she got some fillers eventually, right?! I remember using that cayenne pepper lip gloss shit in high school but even that just made my lips kinda tender and red - I didn't magically become Angelina Jolie srsly wtf

YOU GUYS, WRONG PLACE WRONG TIME FOR THIS I KNOW I KNOW, but can someone PLEASE commiserate with me on the state on Kylie Jenner's face? I know she's been saying it's all lipliner trickery, but that's like FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE, right?! I know I shouldn't care about what one woman chooses to do to her face but LOOK AT

Didn't she deny getting any work done? My bullshit meter says otherwise.

Hhahahahahha. Okay cool. It'll just be my little Palm Springs one-morning stand then!

I think so yes!

I binge-watched a season and a half of this show at a hotel the day after my birthday last year and it was the best hangover medicine money could buy. Stassi hurls the most HILARIOUSLY OVER-THE-TOP insults and threats and secret desires (always with the word "literally," like the one you mentioned) I just about died