Oh my god, I don't care how many times he does it, Kyle Mooney's uncomfortable teen character is SO FUCKING DEAD ON I love it love it love it. Cecily's dramatic older woman was amazing too. This could have been EXACTLY my Christmases for the first 18 years of my life (and still sometimes, if I can't come up with a…

I am not sizist (is that right?) or anything, but I AM a little hungover, and I admit that headline paired with that photo made me

WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC

Yeah butBUT BUT morning after cable! MORNING AFTER NEW GIRL FOR US POORS WHO DON'T HAVE CABLE

Ughhhh I am, Netflix. I am and I'm SORRY. I know she has commercials but she's also got those cable shows the morning after they air and mama needs her New Girl during breakfast! Don't worry tho you always be mah #1 bby gurl

I REALLY want to know what Pascal is saying to AJ. Is she saying, "that's da biz, hon you know dat"? Or is she pulling a move like my bitch step-grandmother who, after being caught saying something nasty about you, would just FILL THE AIR WITH NONSENSE GARBAGE TALK anytime she was around you so you could never bring…

I came here to say this. Though 99% of the time I click YES I AM STILL WATCHING, OKAY, sometimes it does remind me that I am a lazy piece of garbage and I should at LEAST go wash the dishes or something. Back in the DVD series days, having to change the disc was my cue to get the f off my ass, but since the autoplay…

The only thing worse than any magnifying mirror is the one my mom got my last year which had the words weakest FLUORESCENT lightbulb behind it. Not only did it NOT LIGHT UP ENOUGH to see anything, but the glow it DID put on my face made me look like a plate of old scrambled eggs

I fucking LOVE planners. I wouldn't mind if everyone in my family got one for me, I would use them all. One for work, one for my meal planning, one for work out ideas, one for cleaning, one for bowel movement tracking, one for dog training, one for coupons, THE OPPORTUNITIES ARE ENDLESS. GIVE ME ALL THE PLANNERS

I know this is old news, but as an AVID New Girl fan, it blows my mind how different/average/unsettling Zooey Deschanel looks sans-bangs. Seeing her without that fringe is like seeing any other human with half their forehead peeled back or something. I have never felt this way about any other banged-celeb. Can someone…

Late comment here but I agree - I'm a huge Reign fan and I was like "okay Francis is going to BURST in the room and kill this dude any second," but then all of a sudden my beloved Mary was getting RAPED. Ugh, I was so taken aback, but I guess that's how you should feel when something as awful as that happens.

YES! That's my favorite line of the whole exchange. I know Tracy Morgan has said some YIKES things, but you can't deny his delivery on 30 Rock was side-splitting. Along with "What's the past tense of "scam"? Is is "scrumped"? Liz Lemon, I think you just got scrumped."

Seeing the innocent-looking photo above finally pushed me to listen to the audio of him talking about the rape. He DOES NOT sound like the childish looking guy in that photo. He sounds like a fucking monster. It made me sick to my stomach. I hope that right now, he is feeling as terrified, as embarrassed, and as…

Fashionable Jez readers, that jacket on Ben Savage is ill-fitting - y/n? To me it looks like Corey Matthews is wearing his pop's jacket to prom but maybe I'm wrong?

YEAAH! I always wondered if Sophie McShera would continue to get jobs after DA. Not that she isn't a wonderful actor but that adorable little mousey British face will NEVER not be Daisy to me.

I mean I love the King of the North as much as the next person but his eyes and baby face are creeping me out. Looks like he got some of those non-FDA approved Tameka Harris eye implants:

I don't think I will ever feel as much disappointment ever again for the rest of my EXISTENCE like I felt when they made that awesome book into the world's worst movie. I am no Hatha-hater but NO, NO, NO WITH A HEAPING SIDE OF NO

Ah, I'd never heard that. Lame.