OK I am not even remotely in the realm of trying to get pregged up but all these announcement videos are srsly gonna counteract my birth control. TOO FUCKING CUTE!!!!

It really is a great idea - I think it if it was my own announcement I would have it playing on a constant loop on my tv at all times.

I normally don't mind a few typos, but I admit this one made my eye twitch a little:

AHHH I wanted to snark, but this is adorable - it makes me so happy to see couples with loving friends and family who are genuinely excited for a new lil babe.

I am so sorry.

A restaurant I worked at in college that had set schedules basically said, "you may not request off holidays. You may, however, let someone pick up your shift if they want it." (HA. HA HA HA.)

AGREE. Not that I consider myself to be a knee-slapper laugh factory, but MAN, I've dated some painfully unfunny guys before and it is the WORST. A couple of them have gotten married and I just think, WHAT DO YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT?!?!?!

GASP. WHAT IS THIS? Is it good?! I have an addiction to this shit, having plowed through the Tudors and Borgia and BorgiaS and every "royalty" related movie on Netflix and now (oh my god this is so embarrassing) Reign on the CW :( :( :(

This probably outs me as a plebeian, but I don't think I will ever understand high fashion's love of greasy, combed-back, but otherwise unstyled hair. It's what mine looks like if I take it out of a towel wrap and leave it.

Agreed! I recently watched the GREAT documentary "Mile... Mile and a Half" since my fiance and I (avid hikers but never long distance) started discussing the possibility of doing part of the JMT for our honeymoon. In that documentary, where they hang their packs on scales, even the largest, burliest pack was barely 65…

AND Jimmy Pesto Jr! I just realized that while watching this weekend's episode!

Did you ever see the skit he did on Dimitri Martin's show where he played Benjamin Franklin hitting on a TGIFridays waitress? I just about died laughing. John Oliver plays Shakespeare in it too!

Ohhh can I share mine? 2013 - hiked Half Dome in Yosemite National Park. Boyfriend said come to the edge and take a picture. I basically yelled at him, "I WOULD APPRECIATE IF YOU DIDN'T ASK ME TO DO THINGS I AM FUCKING TERRIFIED OF THANKS" and started stomping away from him. Then a bunch of people gasped and I turned…

Every time I see a photo of some "regular" non-stylist employing celeb in the news, and am shocked by makeup/hair/etc that COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE ON PURPOSE, I wonder about myself. I mean, am I walking around with something as awful as those eyebrows? I mean, you KNOW when something on your face looks that ridiculous,…

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE tell me that Vine is just one of those "okay smile for the picturOH SHIT SORRY I WAS ON VIDEO" things. because srsly if they just stand around staring around like that all the time I'll have to finally concede that my dad has always been right - my favorite crime solving twins are just large,…

The worst part of this photo is that Mandy Moore is 5'9 and Hilary Duff is 5'2 but based on this "photo" HDuff is like, a freakish zoomed-in ogre.

So you're saying DON'T invest in a sunbonnet?

OOOH OOH I got a good one - I used to work at a bar/grill where our host (who, btw, regularly said Barack Obama was "Muslamic," called in sick (even though we all knew she'd been in Vegas all weekend), and then CAME IN TO THE BAR TO EAT AND DRINK THAT NIGHT. Sometimes I wonder what she's doing these days...

I looked up the exact definition of earnest and it reads "resulting from or showing sincere and intense conviction." I thought maybe there was something about being WHOLLY TRUTHFUL (quinoa's a whole grain) or RICH WITH SUBSTANCE (the Q's also high in protein) but nahhhhh, I got nuthin'. Just a bad, bad, BAD simile.