I just LOVE him. I know there are reports that he was a huge b-hole to the beautiful angel known as Elisabeth Moss when they were married but he's so funny he does weird things to my lady parts.

GASP! I've never talked to anyone who's seen that goldmine of a show!

Oh my god that look on his face when the guy sprays the fragrance.

I JUST started watching Brooklyn 99 and holy SHIT is she funny. She's like the perfect mix of conniving and lazy and childish and mean and sweet that, IMO, makes the perfect woman. Oh, fantastic outfits too.

LAST COMMENT I PROMISE. But doesn't one "relay" a tale, not "relate" a tale? Or have I been saying it wrong this whole time?

Also I just went to the Hallmark site to watch the trailer and this was the ad:

I don't think I've ever typed this out before, and I surely will regret it the second I do, but BAILEY DALEY?!??!

Oh my GAWD THE TWIIIIITS!!!!

I am one of those dorks who follows "inspirational message" accounts on Instagram and recently there was one that said something along the lines of, "everyone you meet, like you, is just doing the best they can." I've been trying to take that mentality and live by it, but people like this make it pretty dang…

UM IS THAT HAGRID AND MRS WEASLEY?! YISSSS

I mean, I have to give her credit for putting herself out there but MAYBE DON'T MENTION YOU'RE SWEATING ON THE LINE (and yes, we all know it's happening but I still don't want to picture my fried mac and cheese balls being dripped on thank you very much)

Piggybacking on this comment to request a step by step instructional guide on how to get her arms. So sculpted and strong... I WANT THEM NOW

today i was wearing a romper and it was so fucking hot i didn't want to have to undress fully to pee so i just pulled the leg-hole aside. on a scale from one to ten how unacceptable is this of a 28 year old

NFL ignoramus here - I know JC has type 1, but is that why he looks perma-hungover? I feel like that length of facial hair and under-eye bags are only acceptable post-bender or if you have the flu.

UGH, as a San Diegan born-n-raised-n-probably-never-leavin, I am SO guilty of the DUDE over-usage. Worse? I sometimes find myself describing wounds, weather, and other non-wave nouns as "gnarly."

I KNEW she was a gymnast. I competed competitively for ten years, and STILL my proudest moment was beating all the boys in our elementary school in every part of the presidential fitness exam. Combine 5+ days a week of conditioning with freakishly low body weight and you get a teeny ball of non-stop power. HIGH FIVE,…

I KNEW she was a gymnast. I competed competitively for ten years, and STILL my proudest moment was beating all the boys in our elementary school in every part of the presidential fitness exam. Combine 5+ days a week of conditioning with freakishly low body weight and you get a teeny ball of non-stop power. HIGH FIVE,…

Welp, I definitely should have read the other comments before posting. Everyone else had me covered.

NOOOOOOOOO. AWFUL. That's like when I used to hear people at the bar I worked at try and push in front of everyone else while yelling, "NO IT'S FINE THEY LOVE ME HERE."

I am LOVING the kitchenette, C.A! As a ten year vet of the service industry, reading these fills me with so much hope that it will help SOMEONE out of their abysmal restaurant behavior. One detail I'd add to the allergies section (unless I missed it) is don't SAY you're allergic to something if you "just don't like…