oh SHIT that is accurate. i've totally been that person going, "oh but i didn't MEAN IT LIKE THAT" and now i feel like a butthole

All true - but what if I like, fell asleep and awoke all shocked-like and then fell off the table? And yeah - I've binged watched too, though the narrator's voice is the worst so usually on mute.

WAIT. DOES THAT MEAN THE STORIES ON 1000 WAYS TO DIE WEREN'T REAL EITHER?! I'VE NEVER HAD ACUPUNCTURE BECAUSE OF THAT ONE EPISODE. GODDAMNIT TELEVISION

Hideous?!! I'm not a huge fan of the hair or makeup but I LOVE the dress. "high neck sheery v-back lace" is the exact nonsense description I've been giving people for my wedding dress hunt recently.

I don't know who that Kacey Musgraves lady is and in I am NOT a country music fan by any stretch of the imagination but what a refreshing theme for a song!!! LOVE IT!

What mental disorder is it when videos of small children being good at ANYTHING make you cry? Because whatever it is I have it (KimKUglyCry.gif)

Loved this. You and Gabe should get together and ruin ALL my favorite movies from high school. http://www.videogum.com/288381/the-hun…

I bet John Travolta would KILL for that head of hair.

Oh man I was gonna say the opposite - the JT one looks SPOT-ON to me!

I don't think I understand the question... The tip out does vary by dish (price). Let's say you have a $50 steak and a $10 cocktail, you'd tip out (at the restaurant I worked at) 2% to the busser, 1.5% to the food runner, .5% to the host, and %6 of the alcohol sales to the bartender. So all in all, you'd be tipping…

Ex-server here: on the "apparently expensive dishes are heavier or hotter to carry?" topic: It's because a portion of the money the dish costs goes to bartenders, bussers, hosts, and sometimes kitchen staff (as a "tip-out"). In general around 6% of ones sales is again tipped to other non-serving employees of the…

This .gif is the new Hang In There cat poster. I need to keep it around as a mood booster.

Apparently, huh?

Methinks you don't know what "categorically" means. There are some - I'd go so far as to say MANY - people out there who either don't give a shit if someone smokes or are actually into it.

I love her! She's gorgeous, strong, and humble - what a mix! I gotta say though, as an ex-gymnast, I did notice during the first video that she's got the Kerri Strug-esque high pitched gymnast voice that makes me cringe.

That's true — I didn't think of that. Glad Ikea took the more practical route!

UUGHHH those eyes. I'd end up sobbing by the time I got to the checkout line. In most situations I am a stoney-faced unemotional jerk but thinking of puppies without owners to love on them and kiss them and smell their Frito feet just shatters my heart.

Hahahah oh that's silly of course they're using local shelters! Can you imagine otherwise? It would be like one of those free Craigslist ads for bricks.

Right?! Glad to help. Despite Videogum being dead I still occasionally visit for a WMOAT reading. Total mood boost.

Agreed. It doesn't change the fact that I wish I was IN THEM, but the fake laughter and obviously staged "candid" shots are super eye-roll worthy.