Great list! I'm excited to do some shopping.

Well played.

After the Armani super-junk photos I was anticipating a very different skinny-suit bulge.

I had a Charlie Brown/Arrested Development kind of day. This is miraculously on point.

What is this assholery? Do you know how dead our dances would have been if no one went "stag"? I'm... I'm just confused.

I can't find a non-weird way of describing how I feel about you and the work that you do.

When I see people with really good skin I assume they drink water and eat carrots. I see women of all ages with gorgeous, luminescent skin and I think, "carrots."

Well, it certainly isn't impossible that HIPAA applies. Like stated above, if the clinic is a provider of health services that electronically transmits health care info in connection with covered transaction, then they are indeed considered a covered entity and therefore subject to HIPAA. However, I will say from…

Agreed.

HIPAA likely does not apply to the Bryn Mawr clinic. It's more likely that FERPA would come into play.

Your cuts are golden. I appreciate you.

Dammit, I really didn't want to laugh at this.

This is music. I die.

I cannot star this enough.

Held a position where we would have to review child welfare cases on occasion. Horrific. My hat goes off to social workers or anyone who has to deal with sick shit every day of the week. We got at least one case involving an infant. They assigned it to the pregnant woman on staff. Because people are horrible.

I have had to have many "come to Jesi" with my family re: what to do if I don't answer the phone.

My dogs have been nicknamed "Disposal" and "Pre-Rinse." They are equal opportunity scavengers.

Ugh. Just Ugh.

I need to know more about special dog.

My husband and I just spent 5 minutes trying to figure out if their children will be the father's children or grandchildren. Then we sang the song "I'm my own grandpa." Because we are tasteless.