I feel like we need to organize some Jezebel charter buses.

I'm super disappointed but I think this is in Arkansas... I have a sister in Alabama and started planning my trip... but Google informed me that it was not to be. #thwarted.

I gleefully submit the following to the Honorable Kara Brown.

Meanwhile, my own cat just jumped up onto my lap specifically to barf, so, if I had another cat, it would be my favorite.

Wait wait wait, Maru has a sibling? Why have I, in all my Maru video viewings, never seen/noticed him/her? What kind of terrible cat favoritism is at play here?

"Ghosts of Dicks Past." This must become the title to something. A song? A poem? A miniseries?

I was raised Catholic and then stopped attending because a) frequent disagrees and b) they wouldn't have claimed me after college anyway.

Thank you for this.

That plus the pause/pose at 1:51 are magic.

I'm putting in my order for an eco-fabulous roadkill Davy Crocket hat right meow.

Without question the best cat+dance video of all time.

Me + CR 4 Life

Whoopsie daisy, looks like I've been commenting from two different computers...

1. Is "Edward Chardonnay Hands" a thing that white people do!?!? Why didn't any of the other white people tell me?!? I'm feeling very left out.

Speaking as a white person who grew up in a rural, predominantly white community, I did not have the immediate negative reaction to this article that others experienced. In fact, I thought it was thought provoking and cheeky, which is an excellent combination of things to be (imo).