Goddamn, Lorde.

“brrrt” is the exact sound. Mine often has a question mark at the end. “Brrtrt?” asked my cat.

Your whole pre-high school experience hurts my heart, but the purposefully mispronouncing your name part actually breaks it.

What genre/s do you like? I generally go for Speculative Fiction (SciFi/Fantasy)

I just watched this 4 times in a row and made a mental list of everyone that I must send it to.

Thank you for fueling my raging addiction to this story.

I am officially obsessed. This is going only going to get weirder and uglier.

My cat has a single tooth. She used to have glorious saber fangs that left indentions in her lower lip but alas, they were removed, with all of her other teeth. Kitty had poor dental hygeine and now she has grandma mouth. Even while recovering from dental surgery, Kitty refused expensive wet foods. “Je refuse!” she…

Hahaha you are exactly right and it ALMOST makes me want to consider reading it. It also reminds me of Lego Batman’s “Darkness” song.

I really thought this meant there was a Christian Religion version of 50 Shades of Grey (kind of like the Evangelical Harry Potter fanfic) and now I’m extra disappointed.

“is the jam sandwich” is now a firm 2nd place on my Must-Work-This-Into-Conversation-ASAP list.

I’m shocked be the sheer excess of energy that people must have in order to get riled up about things.

Yes! I’ve learned that my lady region is very particular about what goes in it. The wrong lube or materials can have dastardly after effects.

But what if it is a dark, saga length dream set in a giant deserted lodge and the surrounding woods, featuring rival gangs/groups/cliques lead by office colleagues who each possess individual lanterns that can be combined to create a super lantern, a peace treaty negotiated over a bonfire, overcoming obstacles through…

Oh noooooooooo I’m one of those dream people! Especially if I my dream features a particular person. I feel COMPELLED to tell the person who was in my dream about the dream.

This is the very best thing. I never would have considered putting Bill and Amy together, but now that I have seen it I know that it is right and good. Thank you, Universe.

I’m infatuated with the spirit girl clips. What movie is that from?

I mentor a sophomore in high school. One day I received this flurry of texts from her. At first I totally thought she meant to text her bf and sent it to me by accident, I was only pretending to believe that someone had taken her phone to let her save face. But, about 2 minutes later, she sent me a video of the boy…

Thank you for this! I’ve been trying to convince my book club to read more diversely, but I automatically gravitate toward complex or weird (for lack of a better word) books and I think some of them are a little hesitant to take on my go-to genres. Perhaps I can interest them in some Bollywood romance!

You will look absolutely lovely next to the Festivus Pole.