Ah thank you - I wrote something similar above without reading yours, all the way to “bullshit.” :) As obnoxious as a lot of these new and well-to-do residents can be, I don’t buy what he says for one minute.

this is absolutely what is going on and thank you for your hot takes.

Why do you want her face to be on a symbol of capitalism?

Cherokee Nation’s first female chief. She had my vote because it would be the perfect “fuck you” to genocidal Jackson. Also because she’s awesome, much like her name.

Yussss!

Totally read that as “Rachel Ray” and was deep into a WTF before I read it again.

Clean up that water inside your body tho...

Gahhhhh fuck that “I’m a humanist not a feminist”! I now think a significant amount of my friends are more dumb because of the line.

Aaaand Stacey Dash continues to be a nightmare.

If Fox News did a segment on the “myth” of wage inequality where all of the anchors got together and had to lay their paychecks side by side to openly see who makes what, and then watch the ones who make more try to justify their higher wage to the lower paid anchors, I would watch the shit outta that train wreck.

I was having a similar argument with someone in connection to the Baltimore riots. He was trotting out the “get an education and stop being welfare lazy...” And I shot back that people feel the system is fixed when you get an education and still get paid unequal amounts after a law passed over 40 years ago says you…

And be the best, if that’s what it takes. If you have to be extraordinary, be extraordinary.

Ditto Drake. Who brings a lint roller to a basketball game.

Two words for whoever wrote that: Northern Ireland.

Gary Younge on “black-on-black crime”:

I don’t think Jesus would think highly of invoking the name of God in order to raise money to pay the State. But maybe they forgot to put ‘the crowdfunding of Jesus’s release’ into the New Testament.

I always look around at the other passengers before takeoff and think, “well, these are the assholes I could die with.” I fly 10x or so per month, so a lot of people end up being called assholes, but it works!

I remind myself that my death is absolutely inevitable, and that a plane crash would probably be a relatively painless way to go. During turbulence I close my eyes and try to reconcile myself to the eventual (and possibly imminent) cessation of my existence.

Not even joking. Though to be fair, I think about death a…

I only get uncomfortable during take-off and serious turbulence. (I’m far less afraid of flying than I am of riding in a car.) I usually close my eyes, lean back, and focus on my breathing.

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