Actually, he got it from here:

i remember learning/singing this in the ~2nd grade, to the tune of i believe i can fly, i wonder how many other kids heard this version on the playground:

I am super hooked on this website: http://hookedonhouses.net/category/house…. It really breaks down the houses in movies and on TV and shows how unrealistically opulent the vast majority of Hollywood houses are. It’s like the real estate version of this 2013 Jez post breaking down the cost of the outfits on Parks &…

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.

I wish Trina had blessed us with a longer version.

So when President Trump and President Marie LePen hold their very first meeting in 2017, is a wormhole going to open up and swallow us whole?

I don’t wanna fight you, but I will fight you.

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Came here for this. Wasn’t disappointed.

I mean, they LOOK exactly like dog treats. They're not really even trying are they?

*Reads article*

In all seriousness, this guy probably is on Putin’s payroll. I remember reading/hearing/something about how Putin hires dudes to leave internet comments on articles talking about how great he is. I realize my sourcing sounds less than legitimate but that’s only because I have a terrible memory. I am 99% sure it’s a…

yes.

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

I hope he gets rated honestly on Peeple by all his acquaintances.

Through the hole in the sheet, though. Because Jebus. S’ok!