I suffered through this entire article just to see if this would pop up. Thank you kindly, now I can die in peace

This should have been the actual article.

looks like someone’s read Ghost Fleet...

cotd

i kind of give up.

how can you mention a “top hat wearing dude” from gnr without even mentioning slash? I mean really.

wait— “book”? is that a nod to t9 terminology where cool == book? or is this some new shit I don’t “ grok” yet?

oh, laird.

the PI she hired didn’t try facebook at all?

girl, what is there for you i can buy?!?

your avi <3 <3

is this an achewood comic?

she's adorbs and all, but she's no jean bennet ramsay

me an mr. bang bang didn't do it either because "Pulled an all-nighter partying (7%)" too. best wedding ever; best marriage ever!

yep, turns out, he was a diddler.

johnny nogerelli (adrian zmed) from grease 2! what what?!?!

slam a shit ton of water, take a dose of nyquil, put tiger balm on your temples and go to bed!

nope. too much racial nuance for this red-blooded american to handle. comment ignored!

i also hear the word "unicorn" a lot and i have to admit: the word really bugs me. i find it very "othering" to me because 99.9% of the time, it's coming out of the mouth of a white male brogrammer type who's had a bit too much to drink and is feeling.... hopeful that our professional relationship might change! any…