what is the acronym for ho? why does ho need an acronym? halp i'm old :(

you could have been completely sarcastic or 100% sincere, i would love you nevertheless

yes yes, and 1000x yes! (sorry I came late to the party...)

yeah, but can we talk about how worst behavior is the best beat wasted on the worst rapping?

asian cultures are always portrayed as monolithic in media, but what you're talking about is fascinating! why don't we hear about that more?!?!

cotd?

ELTON, CAN YOU SUCK?

i get what you're saying, but i really want to wear a purple heart as jewelry now.

thank YOU. ain't nobody!

do yourself a favor and watch Wizard People, Dear Reader:

you are the coolest!!!

my lil bangbang will see you there!

marry me

"I just saw a new ad for a skin bleaching cream called“Whitenicious” today in my Facebook newsfeed. "

yeah, but no one actually reads the articles; only the headlines!

you guys have changed my mind!!! although i care slightly less about the inevitable old-plumbing problem, i never thought about the biodegradable issue. that's very important! what do you guys do to keep it environmentally safe yet not-totally-disgusting?

in my 15 years of menstruating, i have never ever put a used tampon in a trash can. i have menstruated in various countries on 5 continents, and i have never encountered a septic system that can't handle an OB. is my perspective skewed?

i kept my name when i got married. like i'm going to get a NEW set of checks? ain't nobody got time for that.

the woman in that picture is standing astride— that's not a real thigh gap, that's just standing with your legs slightly apart!! i cry foul!

i did the math, and it checks out.