Exactly the response I expected.

Oof. You guys have turned into the mean kids at school that pass around some girls diary for lolz.

I got the animated hot dog at the movie - I'd be ok with that, but apparently it means that I am literally pathetic?! I think it's time for a redo...

My wife and I avoided this problem by getting married in 1983.

To be clear, I called this last month and you all owe me $20 if it happens

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In related news, Missouri State Representative Rick Brattin reveals that he knows nothing about (a) steak or (b) how grocery stores work.

HOW RUDE!

[looks around to make sure nobody’s listening]

NO. YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE.

When you meet people for the first time and they shake everyone in the group’s hand but yours because you are the only woman. Legit they drop the last man’s hand, look at me and then smile and nod. OHHOHOHOHOFUCK THAT I just stick my hand out obnoxiously and wait until they get uncomfortable and have to shake it. And…

Wait, what? Your conservative catholic upbringing forbid you from getting a divorce? But permitted you to be married to a pedophile who taught Sunday School? Well, you did say you were catholic.

Feminist Ryan Gosling disapproves.

the baby is me & the glorious dancing apes were those sentences

Not kidding - I only came here for the inevitable Rihanna gifs. This is golden.

I wouldn't even let McDonald's suck my dick for free.

As a creative professional (photographer), few things irk me more than people asking me to essentially work for free. I've had companies and organizations contact me telling me they want to publish or use my work. When I ask about compensation, they tell me that they can't pay me, but it's "great exposure".

I think you mean "it could be BETTER."