I think the world should try to stop trying to make Christina Milan happen.

YOUR TEACHERS ALL USE THE INTERNET WE KNOW WHAT FLEEKS ARE

I'm hangin' on to "rad" like Rose in Titanic.

Yes, exactly. I don't know what the hell deep dish is, but it is not pizza. The best pizza is in New Haven, and if you disagree you are wrong and should feel bad.

Okay, I can understand your aversion to our fabulous pizza because of your strange feelings regarding tomatoes, but DO NOT disparage the Chicago style hotdog. I've been stuck in Wisconsin for the last 20 years where no one can get it right and it's impossible to find sports peppers.

I found this beauty in the trash THE TRASH!!! It has bakelite and bronzey drawer pulls and smells like a nan's makeup.

I don't understand the need to survive. When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'll be out in the street. Mindlessly eating your brains.

I judge people who say they like Jane Eyre. I judge them hard.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

Aren't you just so fucking funny?!

But did they put their thing down, flip it and reverse it?

Also someone needs to tell her (and everybody else) the term "faggot" is 100% incompatible with feminism

#notallwords

Dear Azealia Banks,

Oh my god, seriously. Just because she also hates Iggy Azalea doesn't mean she's awesome. The enemy of my enemy is sometimes still just a huge fucking douchebag.

To Sir With Love forever!

They'd be behind forced abortions, if Halliburton could get that contract. They'd call them Hallibortions.

She came to hide out in Brazil for part of that time. I worked for a singer back then and she was buddy buddy with Ms. Warwick, so that is how I know.