I just don’t even understand what she’s trying to say if this jacket is an intentional statement.  If she wants to present that she doesn’t care about this shit, why even go on the trip?  It’s not like Melania is known for performing a lot of First Lady duties.  She tells us every day that she doesn’t give a shit by…

So do you think you’ll stop defending her now?

Actually I think this was the last birthday cake Dump sent, along with the bill:

When he taught the college non-graduate to make a Persian dish that the guy’s mom made all the time, I was like “really, dude?” Seems like a risky move when you’re usually making dips and “salads”.

Why would you use such a hideous photo of such a beautiful man??

I just finished season 2. He wrapped up the season by teaching someone to wrap peaches in leaves, because of course he did. Im usually skipping to jonathan and tan anyway.

I was in the room at the 92Y last night. Here’s what I have to report:

What he did to that guacamole was sinister.

My favorite restaurant is the casual moderately priced sushi joint that plays endless cat videos at the sushi bar. :)

Antoni needs to get himself the Queer Eye treatment stat! That pic makes him look like Andrew Scott on heroin. Also, that statement screams “I can’t cook.” Pork belly and cheese, huh? Let’s see you cut biscuits or make a Dobos torte. Grapefruit and avocado ain’t gonna cut it.

He is the restaurant of my dreams

Nanette is just...required watching. Really.

Side note: Filthy Saget is the real one. He worked blue long before Full House/AFV cames around.

I get pregnant just lookin at this man. Come to mama!

One of my biggest take always from this is that Fallon is a “journalist”????? In what world? Not excusing any of this, whatsoever, but I think calling him a journalist is...aspirational.

I actually like Jimmy Fallon. But he seems to go out of his way to be Bob Saget before Bob Saget went rogue. Like a milquetoast comedian. And who the hell is writing his PR releases? If it’s him, he needs to stop; if it’s somebody else that person needs to be fired. The correct PR release is, “Well, obviously, I would…

Hey Hannah, or any other Jez writer - may I suggest you watch and cover the INCREDIBLE new comedy special on Netflix by Hannah Gadsby? She is one of our most special Australian treasures and it is the most gut wrenching thing I think I’ve ever watched.

I bet he’s sorry. Sorry that his ratings have been sinking like a stone while both Colbert’s and Kimmel’s have steadily risen for the last two years. Sorry indeed.

I was not aware of her story until Jez posted something about her recently. I went down a rabbit hole! I read the article and then stalked her Instagram. Fucking fascinating how she got away with some crazy shit until it all came tumbling down.

Counterpoint: I would gladly eat Antoni’s 3-ingredient “salads” and grilled cheese every day, but that’s because I eat like a posh toddler.