hmm, that lede pic — I’d say Miranda burns relationships and uses the ash to create a *perfect* smoky eye (see how I’m both current and topical with my comments)

Of COURSE you can’t turn a HOE into a housewife! A HOE is a gardening tool. You want the word HO. #hogrammar4lyfe

I wonder why the cop didn’t pull his gun after that threat. Nevermind I think I figured it out.

Gwen: the mic is open if you want to baby talk into it.

I generally ignore most stories about the people involved but my best guess is it has to do with frequent tabloid headlines I saw referencing him as a cheater and Lambert crying at home, the devastated victim. It might not be “karma” but I think he’s referring to Lambert being seen as less as a victim and possibly…

I’ve personally dealt with a less aggressive form of this with an ex-boyfriend (not ex-husband) and even that low level of it was way too much for me. I’ve seen it go down for real with other people I know and—again, not Team Miranda here—Blake’s behavior is in the same strain.

You know, it is weird that Blake can be divorced this long, be deep into another relationship, and still have his nose so far in Miranda’s sexual business. I know guys like this and I’ll tell you this much—if Blake wasn’t famous, he’d probably have a restraining order on him by now. Dudes who won’t let go are scary…

That to the nth power. I read that and wanted to physically hurt Mika. Yes, because that seemingly innocuous remark is the most disgusting defense of patriarchy. Female bodies exist for other people’s benefit, exploitation, and often pleasure, according to this. Well, nuh uh.

Fucking THANK YOU. I’m a good person! I do good things! I hate injustice! I don’t need a fucking husband or kids to validate all of my feelings and experiences. Sick of over-privileged women using their platforms to remind the world that I am a lesser being because I have failed to procreate.

Last Night: Proclaim the value of a free press

So, being with Kathy is a bad thing still? If anyone is qualified to speak about getting piled on by conservatives for a comedy bit gone wrong, it’s Kathy Griffin. She didn’t even tell her joke in public. It was hijacked by TMZ. Trump and his mail order bride ruined her life with two tweets. She was one of the first…

Of all the hot takes, this one annoyed me the most:

After a certain age, you get the face you deserve.

I was only passingly familiar with Michelle Wolf before her blistering performance at the WHCD. Now she is my everything. The pearl-clutching by the very media outlets she savaged is somehow hilarious and pathetic.

We need to stop playing this game with the right wing. They elected a president who publicly mocked disabled people during his campaign speeches. Who gives a shit what the right wing thinks. All that matters is dismantling right wing power as quickly as we can. Vote. Ignore right wing distractions. It’s the only…

Next time the WHCD host should just reassure the right wing snowflakes that she is not trying to insult anybody based on their physical appearance and make it clear to everyone that she is only there to make fun of how hideously ugly all of these people are on the inside.

I’m just saying, it’s almost like she doesn’t want to be assumed to be something, and have herself be brought into causes that she has no place to be in, like the original post had done.

I’d like to fire Paul Ryan.

Cool. Again, I hire them and also know what they make. You have a profound inability to understand hyperbole particularly given that your chosen forum for discussion is the goddamned internet.