damn hard to believe someone who voted for trump isn't bright enough to discern extremely obvious sarcasm 

You believe that the author actually considers this “cool”? Did you read the text of the article? Do you have any comprehension of tone at all?

This is such an awesome comment.

If you’re a conservative, not rich, and voted Dump, you’re a fool. Seriously. He’s not for you. He doesn’t care about you. In fact he doesn’t give a rat’s rear about you. All he cares about is how much you’ll cheer for him at his creepy wannabe-Nuremberg rallies. That’s it.

love too have my employment be a trick played on me by a rich child who will never have to work a real job in their entire life

I personally don’t get it either though I imagine it goes something like this

Genuine question, though I understand it may read as criticism . . .

Honestly, the worst part is that Burger King fucking sells a veggie patty. They’ve always had a veggie patty. And if they were going to substitute a vegan patty with anything, why not something that is also vegan??

It certainly isn’t what those people ordered, and they should have been made aware and given the option…

This. Whatever you think of their choices, you don’t fuck with someone’s food. It’s fucking disgusting.

Yo, that’s fucked up. I’m happy to debate the merits of veganism, but I’ll still respect your choice to be one because it’s your fucking choice, which, ironically, is a sentiment that used to be Burger King’s literal fucking motto.

The drivers aren’t at fault here because we all know that they were never actually told to tell the customers that the Impossible Whopper had been replaced with a regular Whopper. That’s a straight up load of horseshit...

“which is becoming more popular”

But at the same time “even so, stop lambasting people for their dietary choices” if they can do that to us who choose to eat meat we can do the same to them.

A friend of mine has Alpha-Gal Syndrome (a SEVERE red meat allergy from tick bites, which is becoming more popular) and this would have had her hospitalized, if not worse.

I know people think they’re cute and funny, commenting about indignant vegans (even so, stop lambasting people for their dietary choices), but ANY…

More likely there were a bunch of skeptics who ordered it and while eating the real meat burgers, thinking they were the Impossible burger, they were saying, “Yuk! This is terrible! It tastes nothing like the real thing!”

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

Especially if what he actually said to Lowry comes out. 

So maybe the REAL solution here is to let them fight it out, MMA-style, in Oracle Arena - they could sell tickets and give the proceeds to charity! Better come up with a good undercard, though, because it would last however long it takes Lowry to cross the octagon and send this douche into the next zip code...

The thing that gets me about this is that there’s literally no other scenario in the world where a dink like Stevens would do this to someone like Lowry who could clearly and easily kick the shit out of him. The only thing that lets someone like Stevens think he can get away with it is a lifetime of thinking that…

Fair, but here’s the thing: all sports team owners are scum, even the “good” ones.