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It’s horrific.

Disgusting. Who would watch James Corden?

Dear JS,

Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

Ah! The coked up Sunday night work email!
The mindset going in: “Dude, we’ll write it and send it out now so people will see it when they wake up. It’ll seem really professional to have it there for them first thing Monday morning and we’ll look like bad-ass take-charge bosses.
Reality: In bed, trying to sleep. New

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Close, so close. This is the song you to post though.

Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

Hall of fame comment right here.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

You gonna insult Darryl Philbin that way?

Pam went to Pratt art school. Highly unlikely that she’d be a conservative.

Are we forgetting that A) the only good Matrix movie was the first one, and B) most of the cast, including Reeves’s and Moss’s characters, uh, died in the last one?

Lana Wachowski—one-half of the duo behind the original trilogy—is returning to direct a fourth installment in The Matrix series