Not sure where in US you are, and no aspersions suggested, but in Chicago, it was practically the entire city yelling at the police to tell us anything, and all they could say was how very little they had to go on. Even in a surveillance state, in a downtown area, conspicuously next to nothing to work with. And then…

He was also ready to testify against the two arrested suspects until he learned they were his accomplices.  He was ready to lock up two people he knew didn’t attack him.

Hahaha yeah, CPD is the problem here. Hahaha

So you’re really dumb and can’t figure things out for yourself. Ok, got it. 

I am at this point. Unless some extraordinary evidence shows that he was really attacked like he says—he’s a sick scummy, attention seeking weirdo who makes it all the more harder for Black people to be believed when racial attacks and indignity really happen.

I have nothin but love for this entire community. But lets be real here.

I like the Signers gang, but they did a dumb thing this episode. I completely understand them wanting to find Luke, but going out at night is rarely ever a good idea.

Can’t defend the Chicago PD but you might want to slow your roll on this one.

No, you aren’t. But the writers here really wanted it to be true.

I trust that Deadspin will now stop running any articles on NFL games, in light of your proclaimed policy of purity.

So long as Deadspin publishes anything about the NFL other than pieces criticizing its nefariousness, pieces like this merit nothing more than an eyeroll and a wanking gesture. I already used Woolley’s nuggets-eating-each-other image in a comment recently, so we’ll go with this instead:

Also, why isn’t Costas allowed to have evolving feelings, maybe going from enthusiastic fandom to discomfort to revulsion, over years or decades, just like (many of) the rest of us have?

This makes me sad. Summer of ‘69 was such a great song, not sure I can enjoy it in the same way.

I kept trying to come up with something...anything...that could match it, but you really laid out the best one right there in the article. Much as I love the Klingon AND Enterprise reveals in The Motion Picture, as much as I dig Serenity’s barely-keeping-it-together vibe, nothing comes close to matching this:

Oh, I’m sure Hillsong is just as accepting of gays as it is of divorced heterosexuals. Totally sure. Like, super super sure.

Nah, but see, he SAYS it’s not unwelcome to LGBT people despite the church saying “LGBT can’t be spiritual leaders”. Surely there’s nothing more welcoming than “you can’t be a good Christian leader because of what God made you.” Can’t you just feel God’s love radiating from that homophobia? Ahhhhh, relaxing.

Jesus gon’ git ya now

So I’m not shocked at all that the response doesn’t include any real denial of Page’s criticism.

Looking at that header photo, I’m reminded that it all comes back to that hair.

One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.