Introduce an NPC who just follows the party around pushing an apple box for short characters to stand on.

I have no idea what the source is, but I thought a Jedi doesn’t officially become a master until they train a padawan to knighthood, it’s just confusing because their padawan and even random civilians will address them as master even if they’re technically only a knight.

THAT’S STILL TOO MANY.

Maybe spending decades aiding and abetting sex offenders wasn’t actually part of God’s plan.

“Don’t be shitty to people” should be a baseline, but you should at least be able to manage “don’t be shitty to the person you specifically hired to make you look good in a movie.”

Is there any more to this story than news outlets wanting websites to pay to provide free advertising for them?

Honestly, I laughed the most at this one out of this season’s episodes. I’m fine with that being a ‘bad’ one.

He was also played by Bob from ReBoot, someone I really didn’t expect to see anywhere.

It’s a standard negotiating tactic to make outlandish demands so you seem reasonable when you back down to what you actually wanted, but I feel pretty confident that the studios truly thought they were making a fair and reasonable offer.

Nah, he’s just an example of nominative determinism, what do you expect someone named Chet to be like? Colin Hanks is much more in line with what you’d expect Tom Hanks’ son to be like, which is fairly Colin-like.

It goes even further, Phase II was recycling it from a Roddenberry pitch for TOS.

a fine of up to 700,000 Australian dollars (~$475,000 USD) per day

“There’s a bunch of other people who are unfit to serve who I am also protecting” is a great defense.

Honestly? It was weird to me that M’Benga is the chief medical officer here when he isn’t when he appears in TOS, does he get demoted?

The “men” throwing kicking and screaming tantrums over not having 100% of representation are the same ones who insist representation doesn’t matter.

There’s statues of Lois Lane holding Superman’s dead body, this isn’t that extreme.

I have no idea if I’m supposed to hate or like Pete Davidson but it’s generally a safe assumption that whoever PETA is mad at is in the right.

He went to jail for insider trading related to a game that failed, and he only learned about the info because he was working for the company on an unrelated game that also failed. So a great time all around.

By the time her daughters are old enough, ‘woke college’ will probably mean any college that accepts women.

Assuming the update is true, it’s still disingenuous that they used fake names without mentioning it.