Remember when Deadspin was told to ‘stick to sports’ and stop doing the actual content I went there for?

Any good game news sites without a paywall?

Really, that dates back to Luke’s bloodless amputation in ESB.

The demo killed my interest in the game, the boss fight at the end requires a technique that is never explained to the player, not even in the actual ‘training mode’. It just felt obtuse.

To someone Tom Cruise’s height, molehills ARE like mountains.

I’m still amazed that the joke that aged the worst in BoJack Horseman turned out to be “you would expect Felicity Huffman to be a respectable figure in a school-related context.”

“She was actually encouraging people to deliberately spread the plague” is a hell of a defense.

She was told not to be openly bigoted against the lead actor’s sister, and couldn’t. That’s why she burned her career to the ground.

The monkey’s paw twist is that WoW will shut down within a year because they just laid off everyone who was maintaining it.

They wont even let Diego Luna meet Jabba, they’re not letting her meet the Ewoks.

I liked it more than Netflix’s Punisher, which I struggled to get through and never even bothered with the second season. And certainly better than Secret Invasion.

Gonna get the mailroom guy to record 12,000 lines? Because it wasn’t just those 8 lines, they surely started with every single line recorded by text to speech and then replaced by the final audio as it was recorded.

I loved Blitzball, the FF minigame that actually deserves derision is FF9's card game, where they directly tell you they aren’t sure how the rules work.

I’ve seen speculation that they specifically waited for a conviction so they could fire him for violating the morality clause and not have to pay him out for ending the contract early. If true, it seems like a good thing they aren’t giving him extra money.

Based on the date of birth given, Ruby was 3 months old when the 2005 Doctor Who revival premiered. Feel free to crumble into dust.

Putting Spinal Tap and Weird Al on this list but not some of the most iconic bad Christmas songs is pretty baffling.

It’s still wild to me that out of all the jokes on BoJack Horseman, the one that aged the worst was ‘you would expect Felicity Huffman to be a respectable figure in a school related context.’

Wagner declined credit. Apparently Mills and Wagner were co-credited for a lot of stories written by one or the other as they felt it looked better for continuity that it was all by one team of writers working together instead of two guys trading off.

Eh, teenagers are just tall sometimes. The way movies and TV always try to cast actors shorter than the parents to make them look younger kind of skews people’s perception of that.

I can’t believe people are paying extra to play it a few days early. You’re paying them to be a beta tester, that’s three extra days of playtime without the worst bugs fixed.