I’m still not convinced the ‘game’ isn’t just an elaborate spy operation to gather intel on various military vehicles.

My very favorite internet content is serious replies to ridiculous usernames, so thank you, bigolas dickolas.

The Lady Gaga episode felt like the kind of celebrity cameo they used to parody. There’s nothing funny about vapor lock, it’s the third most common cause of car stallings.

It feels weird to call it aimless when there was a very clear goal being worked towards, retaking Mandalore.

Okay, everyone’s in agreement that multiple people told him the rocket wasn’t ready to launch but he went ahead because 4/20, right?

I think they released it and the general consensus was that it made him look even worse.

The rules of Quidditch being poorly thought out was definitely a major part of Harry Potter discourse back before JK went fully off the rails.

I’m willing to accept that an 85 year old might not know all the ins and outs of a Twitter controversy.

The Rannoch Reaper would be my Mass Effect pick, for having some of the only one-hit kills in the series in a fight after several minutes of unskippable cut scenes.

Obi-Wan took place relatively close to Solo so there might’ve been a b-plot about him doing Crimson Dawn stuff that vaguely connected to the main plot, maybe the pirates who kidnapped Leia would be part of his crew.

What was the point of having Paul Rudd if he wasn’t there to introduce footage of the accident but actually play the Mac & Me clip.

He’s Mads Mikkelsen, not Glads Mikkelsen.

They picked a fight, they threw the first punch, now they’re calling for a truce when they’re starting to lose ground. Typical cowards.

I don’t have kids, but I feel like if I was looking at schools, not having chairs would be a deal breaker before even getting to that other stuff.

Back when they first talked about doing this, I figured it’d take a week of it being enacted before the first ‘inspector’ got murdered by an angry mob.

Oh, I was talking about the original game, where the clothes were just blocks of polygons.

I immediately remembered how on Arrested Development Steve Holt’s mother was named Eve Holt.

‘Good cops’ should be outraged that people like Rapp are representing them, which is why you’ll never find a single cop willing to say he’s not a hero.

I thought Tifa was wearing shorts until over halfway into the game when a cutscene with a more detailed character model was more clearly wearing a skirt.

I just figured he was a Grievous-style cyborg and that needed no elaboration. He needed blood for his organic parts.