Maybe they can put it in some rice

I worked customer service at a Kohl’s during the height of the Tickle Me Elmo frenzy. This chicken madness has been giving me full PTSD-style flashbacks.

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Scorpions are just part of living in Arizona, the wood pile in the back yard probably didn’t help but they’re native to Arizona and they’re everywhere in the Phoenix area.

Mayors get remembered, but legends never die.

I’m pretty sure I can guess what secret Lindsay Graham is trying to keep hidden.

Reporters who go into celebrating locker rooms are the troops of media. Maybe there was a time when dumping a 30-racks worth of beer on the reporter was frowned upon, but the gates are open now. It’s not even catching shrapnel, you’ve got professional athletes drowning you in alcohol. You know what happens when you…

The range of dicks Ben Shapiro demands to see took an odd turn.

In a statement on Friday, Talladega College issued a “sincere apology to all of those who were hurt by Mr. Banner’s divisive commentary,” explaining that the address “does not reflect the views of the College,”

lol, shut up loser

He looks like the guy who steps out of a Dodge Charger on 22's at an Arizona strip mall.

Travis should not have listened to whoever told him whatever they did to his face was going to work. He looks like his own Cabbage Patch kid. I liked a fair amount of his music back in the day, but whatever happened to him was not a great choice.

Once again, the Clash were wrong. 

Someone on Twitter called Nunes "human sum41 song". I lol'd.

The irony is that the people making comments about his infant son are the same chuds who tell athletes to stick to sports.

Belgian rider Ilan Van Wilder, who also fell en route to an eventual 37th-place finish, told a Belgian paper that the rain changed everyone’s strategy. “It is super-dangerous and I think it is irresponsible to let it go ahead.”

Pffffft. It’s just locker room talk, snowflakes!

I am thinking all of this(including his deciding to run for president in the first place) would have been solved if he had taken and passed a civics/US government course.

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.