with those weights being plastic props.

It really is astonishing to become more trash than the Trib, but that’s what happens when you’re owned by racist asshats like the Block family. I remember in the 90s when the Trib published every dumbass rightwing conspiracy theory about the Clintons and always thought, “thank god we still have the PG.” That ship has…

I’m torn on this. He is definitely a goddamn fraud and should be punished, but I don’t feel sorry for the particular demographic who falls for his stupid shit.  And I kinda think we’d be better off if more of them ultimately succumbed to this or any other virus.

and yet they still don’t come close to this batshit nation with the amount of people we throw in jail for complete nonsense.

You would think this would also help prevent recidivism, as the biggest factor that seems to lead an individual back to crime is the inability to make a living. If they could come out of the clink with a little “nest egg,” it seems to me they could withstand a period of time until they find a viable job.

Crank Yankers was always far superior to the Jerky Boys.

I think the point though is that they know these MAGAtard types have severe superficial insecurities, so if you attack them for such little things like height you really get under their skin on a visceral level.  Every rightwing media hack is just a basement dweller incel with a loud mouth.

Gotta give them that many names to try and mask the fact that they are the product of incest.

Come on, 2020.  You’ve given us terminal cancer for that bloated boil, Rush Limbaugh. Please give us something even more painful for Zimmerman.

Yep. Mine too. In fact I already have a road tripped ready to go to both McConnell’s and Trump’s graves when they finally die, so I can take an epic diarrhea shit on their headstones.

Yep. This exactly. America is an endless loop of Republicans wrecking the country, Democrats cleaning up their mess, and then Republicans blaming Democrats for the shitshow THEY created. And the dumbass rubes that are know as “American voters” fall for it every goddamn time.  Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

Been saying this FOR YEARS now. We are the only “democracy” in the world that humps the flag this way. It’s straight up authoritarian BS when it’s played before every stupid sporting event.  I ran my kid’s little league all-star tournament last summer and flat out refused to play the national anthem before any of the…

So you’re totally cool with black folks, you just can’t stand “the gays.”  Good to know this is what you quantify as being “moderate.”

It’s also because the Democrats have an uncanny knack for nominating a lumpy pile of lifeless dogshit as their candidate.  

I’ve been waiting for years for a real life Omar to come get this mother-fucker.

I guess it’s a really good thing I grew up with several black friends, because New Edition was THE SHIT for me as a kid.  If I knew what it was, how the hell does Michael Strahan not know?  That seems inexcusable to me.

Fuck that.  Mayo is the devil’s semen.

Great fucking call. 

Holy christ are you stupid.  How are you even allowed to drive a car if you have zero grasp on what your mandatory auto insurance is actually for?

Are you fucking kidding me?  Officers and the press CONSTANTLY blame cyclists for shit that didn’t actually cause a crash.  The same way officers and the press immediately work toward character assassination of any young black male senselessly murdered by the cops.  Helmet laws won’t change anything with regard to the…