Nah. Before she does that she has to star in the modern remake of the Goonies. The resemblance is uncanny:

So if she leaves today, what is the over under on how long it takes her crooked eye to catch up and leave the building?

You just tell your kid if they don’t like having the score run up, then they should work to get better. I don’t get this hand wringing. these ladies worked their asses off for four years. They should enjoy every single goal, and celebrate it. Hell, I coach little league and there are some insanely uneven teams. My…

Sorry for your loss. I lost my dad and grandfather within 6 months of each other to cancer when I was a kid. I don’t think you ever get over it. I think you just learn to accept the grief and keep going. it’s been 32 years now and I still find myself breaking down in tears from time to time when I’m alone and…

Hahaha.  Thanks for making me almost spit Pepsi all over my keyboard.

And he’s following through with exactly what he ran on you fucking nitwit. Now do us all a favor and go suck on the barrel of one of those guns you so worship.

Yeah, my father in law is a life long Democrat too.  That doesn’t mean liberal in any way fucknut.  He’s retired and melts his brain with Fox News bullshit all day.  What you are is a racist shit bag who was probably only a Democrat because you are “blue collar” (which really means a white trash bigot).  Go eat a bag…

Jesus christ, why do the attendants at the asylum keep letting you near a computer?

There’s Hunt’s pouring out of your brain, Tomato.

Dammit this just sucks. His verses in My Mind is Playing Tricks on Me are some of my all time favorites.  And that album cover hospital photo alone deserves to be in a hall of fame.  

the video of him getting kicked in the head over and over is floating around the internet.  Glad they didn’t kill him though, at least until the police get some answers.  Then let the public chop him into pieces and feed him to hogs for all I care.  Fucking lowlife scum.

Fuck off with this nonsense.  When someone is as ugly on the inside as Ms. Piggy McCain, her outside appearance is absolutely fair game.  Especially when the comment is funny as hell, like the one you pathetically have a problem with.  Also, Chooch, it’s perfectly reasonable for someone to be an absolute progressive…

except her problems weren’t just depression.  She was also diagnosed with Anorexia and PTSD.  Both of those things are also excruciating to suffer through, and adding shock therapy to the mix likely wouldn’t have made a damn bit of difference.  It’s striking to me how many people love to force people to live, no…

I think the real take is that you are a pompous asshole who thinks they know what’s best for everyone, even when you don’t know jack shit about anything.

Thank you.  It’s so nice to see one of the few rational responses to this.

This is the one and only correct take.  

Except you don’t know that any of those possible treatments would have helped her at all. So you’re putting your own bullshit beliefs into the story. Hell, I’ve never even been through her kind of trauma, but I look at the world today and could totally understand people deciding to get off this ride. If I was single…

I cannot for the life of me grasp why people are against assisted suicide. When someone is terminally ill, it makes absolute sense to allow them to go out on their terms. FFS, we euthanize pets all the time to ease their suffering when they are sick, old and dying. Why the hell can’t the same humane option be…

You clearly don’t understand how government works. Bills are written all the time with no shot of passing at this moment. But each new Congress, they can be reintroduced, whereby the landscape can change as far as passing is concerned.

I’ll take his Twitter responses over some of the trite bullshit like this article that ends up on Splinter. Shouldn’t this be on Jezebel, so all the cackling hens in that comment section can discuss it while deleting any comments negative toward their agreed-upon viewpoint?