I envy your wife and kid having dual citizenship and ask: why the fuck are you still here?!  This country has become an absolute shit stain on the underpants of the world.  My wife and I would have been out of here at LEAST 2 years ago (if not sooner) if we were in your situation.

While abortion is important, extinction is far more important of an issue than abortion.  We are talking about the planet becoming uninhabitable for ANY human.

I laughed way too fucking hard at this. Thanks.

Oh, I have no doubt about that. These tough-guy MAGAtards are about as cowardly as humanly possible.

Riiiiiggggghhhtt. Keep it up, tough guy. You’re really doing a good job of continuing to prove how much of useless asshole you truly are. I’m betting a strong wind would kick your ass, you pussy. Especially if you’re afraid of a fucking milkshake, which, by the way, is not hard to discern immediately after it strikes…

That one is definitely a keeper.

So you are as much of a snowflake pussy as the first poster.  Good to know.

I’m gonna laugh my ass off when you inevitably get shot by your own firearm, just like most of the armchair tough-guy mouth breathers you relate to.

I really wish more people would realize this.

I would love nothing more than for American Airlines to collapse into non-existence.  I fucking despise that airline.  Have had them as a client for years and they are horrendous to deal with.  And then having to fly them is even worse.

this is a fantastic comparison.  Bravo.

the correct answer is always: Kid Rock has a tiny dick.

So I had no idea who this woman is and googled her. Holy horse face, Batman! It’s like her and Pippen are in a contest to be the mascot of the Kentucky Derby.

Me too.  I’ve spent my entire life thinking it was Sam the Eagle.  Now I feel like everything’s a lie!

FFS, does this dumpster-fire bitch ever look in a mirror before going on TV?  Who the hell dresses this woman, and gives her those wretched hair styles?  She really is the human embodiment of Ms. Piggy.

Thank you for referencing the moment when the Pittsburgh Penguins forever pissed in Mike Milbury’s Wheaties.  

Goddamit, I wish I had a thousand stars for this comment.

It is definitely a bright spot in my day as well.

This comment is brilliant.