suburbanmalcontent
SuburbanMalcontent
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Why is it so hard for the MAGAtard crowd to grasp that nobody is saying people shouldn’t earn a lot of money?  We’re simply saying they should pay their fair fucking share once they get there!  Forfucksakes, when this country was at its most prosperous, the top marginal tax rate was 91%!

How can anybody honestly expect to be taken seriously while wearing those ridiculous hats?  I don’t give a rats ass if it is tradition.  When you look like a fucking clown, you should expect to be taken as a clown.

This is a thing of beauty.

Hey look!  The bitch-ass flight attendant from the story has a Kinja account!

It is the writers fault for ignoring all the norms of the first 6 seasons and turning the show into a shitty Syfy series though, that’s for sure.  

This broad gives a whole new meaning to “rode hard and put away wet.”  This just further proves that being an evil racist ages you in dog years.

Does he have to put one of those striped tube socks on his stump then to truly sell the 80s nostagia?

Unless you just cut all the ligaments at the knee.  But Jesus H. Christ who would know how to do that at the exact right place without a medical degree?

Goddamn these 3 comments are glorious.

At least yours was bubble gum. I feel into a vat of toxic chemicals and came out with bright green hair, a disfigured smile, and an obsession with a masked vigilante

Sorry, chooch, but you were the one that immediately called this incident a representation of “black culture.”  So YOU were the one slinging racism, you fucking MAGAtard white trash sack of shit.  So go eat a bag of dicks in between your shifts working the counter at Chik-fil-A. 

I don’t give a shit about whether or not people have tattoos or stickers on their car.  But I enjoy calling out pompous jackasses like you for entertainment.

The only thing triggered is your own failed mediocrity, cupcake.  You racists are hilarious: born on third yet you still managed to get out before a pitch was thrown.  You’re a perfect example of why white people suck.  And that’s coming from a white guy (albeit one who is actually successful, unlike you).

Thank you.  I said the same thing at work today: this season is to GoT what those garbage prequels were to Star Wars.  And Emilia Clarke appears to have as much acting range as Hayden Christensen.  None at all.

Kinda like your original thought about tattoos and bumper stickers? 

Said the guy who stated he was offended by both.  I think you’re the one who’s sensitive.  I really don’t give a shit about either thing either way.  I just think your point of view is stupid.  And the “clean skin” comment was creepy as hell.

No, it’s creepy. It makes you sound like Buffalo Bill.  I bet you also like when a woman is a size 14.

Do you also yell at clouds, old man?

I’m still convinced the show runners just said “fuck it,” and handed the last season over to Michael Bay. This show took two years to put together the last season, and yet all they did was go from “must see TV” to cliche’d and contrived, lazily written garbage.

Yeah, even forbid we try to address these grim statistics, fuck face: