suburbanmalcontent
SuburbanMalcontent
suburbanmalcontent

Funny thing is, you had to TRY to avoid the movies, just by the shear number of films and amount of times they are on cable. So, just like the people I’ve met who love to claim they’ve never seen a Star Wars movie, that comment makes you look like a smug, self-centered, hipster Millenial d-bag.

Balloon Knot Becky.

Or the drapes she’s wearing for clothing that day. I swear she’s what you get if Ms. Piggy fucked Marlon Brando as Dr. Moreau. 

Completely separate Department.  

Did you even watch the game?  Vegas completely hung Fleury out to dry that entire 5 minute power play.  He was screened on pretty much every goal.  And that’s coming from someone who witnessed plenty of Pens flameouts and Fleury nightmares over the years.  

Never have I seen a graphic that more aptly represents all police in America.  

Me too!  I screamed like my team just won the World Series.  My wife just gave me an eye roll for it.

That’s how I took it too.  It was more a brother/sister thing than love interest.  And shock and surprise that they’re both still alive.

This is a brilliant response.

I like the way you think!

You are putting far too much faith into asshats like Hoyer and Pelosi. Both of those hacks are good at only one thing: snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

I’m pretty sure this news story made Betsy DeVos cream her pants.

That’s because almost every department in this country makes it an open hiring policy to NOT hire anybody with an IQ above mouth-breather status.  They know people with intelligence will not just mindlessly follow orders and bully and harass all black and brown folks.  

Well, I have yet to meet a cop that is NOT a special kind of asshole.  There’s no such thing anymore as a good cop.  They are all rotten scumbags who should be avoided at all costs.

Good.  Hopefully it kills off their genetic lines a little quicker.  Modern conservatism is basically a mental defect.

This is the kind of shit that makes me HATE opportunists like scumbag Pelosi, and why I wanted her ass out of leadership a long time ago. The same goes for Schumer. My only problem with the most recent challenge to Pelosi being speaker again was because it came from the “moderates” on the right who should be thrown

Except that you are ignoring the fact that the immigrant communities in these cities typically go out of their way to take care of new immigrants and ensure they get up and running on their feet.  There’s a very real “take care of their own” mentality that exists, but of course the fascist wingnuts wouldn’t realize

It’s like he’s not even trying at this point.

The guy probable took way too much time off while staring in the new live action Dumbo remake.