Holy christ. I usually have no problem watching these videos, but about the only thing worse than this would be of the bones all shot out of her skin and blood flew everywhere. Like, how long will it take to recover from a catastrophic injury to both legs like this? And why in the hell does it take so long for the…

and then shoved up the ass of an adolescent sex slave.

I think you might need new friends.  

Are you fucking kidding me?  MLB umpires have more power than any officials union in all of sports.  In any other league 3/4 of them would have been fired years ago.

And how exactly would caring about these asshole farmers change anything in your statement?  This article is about how to compensate the farmers.  That compensation doesn’t change the increasing cost of food, because the food items are destroyed and can’t be brought back regardless.

It won’t affect me much. My CSA deliveries kick in next month and most of my produce comes from there or my local farmers market.  

these assholes mostly lost corn and soybeans that are sold for industrial uses. I don’t really give a shit about them. The only time you come close to actually eating their crops is in some heavily processed garbage food product.  All reports already showed the only reason these grains were stored in the first place…

Well, I will gladly offer them what they would give to any of us suffering like they are right now:

I’m pretty sure that is what she’s wears at night during “sexy time,” with whatever cretin was stupid enough to marry that half melted, crook-eyed trash heap.

And yet it’s still a sport with more action than the average NFL game.

Most people wearing MAGA hats, of course.

Most people don’t have the 8 hours to spare on a public course watching hackers go back and forth horizontally on every hole while you stand on the tee box bored out of your fucking mind.  That’s pretty much why I quit playing the stupid game.  I figured I’d get thrown off the courses soon because I get tired of…

And every hole should be like that stadium hole in Arizona at the Waste Management tournament where the hole is surrounded by stadium seats filled with drunken lunatics.  I would watch every single tournament if it were played that way.

We can’t.  The Boomers fucked this country up so bad, most people can’t afford to have a bunch of kids anymore.  

That’s just anecdotal.  The overall statistics of the country show old white people are overwhelmingly batshit Republicans.  Why do you think the average age of a Fox News Viewer is like in their late 50s?  It also coincides with the amount of people who get their news idiotically from Facebook.  Old people eat that…

There’s a very real chance he won’t even run again based on a lot of accounts, so it could be a moot point regardless.

I was pointing out you saying Kentucky likes him. They do not, based on current polling. You’re pointing at history with his most recent election being 6 years ago, but the last 3 years clearly show historical precedent is out the window. Besides, I think you’re conflating voting for someone with liking them. …

Trust me, that does not come close to what I consider an insult, so cry me a river. Alanis Morrisette was a straight up terrible artist. Her lyrics were laughable and the songwriting is juvenile and basic. It’s not about “liking” it. It is about it being objectively bad music.  Christ, the woman didn’t even know…

That’s not actually true. McConnell’s approval rating in KY is at an all time low.

I can’t wait til the both of them are dead. I’m road-tripping to each of their graves, drinking two cases of Milwaukee’s Best and eating $60 worth of Taco Bell, and then having the most epic bought of explosive diarrhea on each of their headstones.