suburbanmalcontent
SuburbanMalcontent
suburbanmalcontent

eh. I know I won’t be watching regardless. Haven’t seen a Super Bowl in 8 years now. My problems with the NFL started way before Kap though. Once my team (the Steelers) kept Rapist StayPuff Marshmallow Man as their QB, I swore the game off for good. Couldn’t be happier with my decision.

I don’t know why this would surprise anybody. The US has had an atrocious human rights record for an eternity now. This country loves to portray itself as some shining example to the world while it’s actual record is despicable. Hell, even in WWII the US didn’t give a rat’s ass about Germany massacring Jews. This

Your entire argument is premised on the idea that Trump actually wanted to win. I find that hard to believe. This guy never wanted to be President. he simply wanted to parlay his loss into his own cable news network where he could continue to be a carnival barker with zero accountability. As such, he took those “risks”

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Or just get her to Tebow on some train tracks.

I feel like every response to Meghan McCain on that show should start as the following:

counterpoint: you also lose credibility in arguing in favor of Jews when anything against the country of Israel’s treatment of Palestinians is automatically labelled “anti-Semitic.” Last I checked, Israel was a country, not a religion.

He only won because of the people who stayed home and didn’t vote. Those asshat supporters of his will vote for him no matter what. And that’s why I have zero compassion for them or anyone associated with them. I hope they experience immeasurable pain and suffering for a long time.

Who cares if they do? This shutdown, and this President, will hopefully be the complete end of them anyway.  

I wish they were a suicide cult.  I would be perfectly fine, excited really, if each and every one of them killed themselves.

Even if the hell slop in that pic were seasoned I don’t think it would make a difference. There’s something seriously wrong with those chicken breasts. It looks like someone covered them with tan fondant for godsakes! What is going on there?!

I think I need to start this routine.  Sounds like a brilliant way to start my day.

This is what happens when you allow your franchise to essentially be run by a QB that is the NFL’s version of Trump. He’s fat. He’s dumb. And he’s a rapist.

They basically had to be dragged kicking and screaming to that point. But the counter-argument is that, if they were not so incompetent at their job as Party, Trump would not be President in the first place. The Democrats do share responsibility for Trump being President. At least the leadership does. They can’t

The man already thought Christian Bale was actually Bruce Wayne.  It wouldn’t be hard at all to convince him Robert Downey Jr. is the real Tony Stark.  

In the general public’s eyes though, ICE and CBP are two sides of the same coin.  It’s only because of the clusterfuck that is the Department of Homeland Security’s org chart that they are even different agencies.  The reality is, that entire department should be done away with completely, and the Coast Guard moved

shouldn’t be surprising.  The Baby Boomers are a fucking cancer on society.  They’ve been one giant Melanoma on American for the past 40+ years.

hahaha, I actually forgot about that one for a bit.  Thanks for the beautiful reminder!

Winner winner, chicken dinner!!!

I would hardly call their response a “success.”  They were wooden and awkward, behind a comically small podium.  They basically looked like an SNL sketch.  The reason it was successful is because Captain Sniffscokealot in contrast looked like he was shitting all over himself as he attempted to read a teleprompter and