Russian Hooker Piss of course.  And moth balls and BO.  He is over 70 after all.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

I’m more surprised Canada hasn’t put the wall up, to keep us from infecting their nation.

Pence better be the one to kill Trump.  Cause we all know that chickenshit motherfucker would totally go back on his word and not off himself.  

Just. Stop.

Or better yet, why even write the speech down?  Most sane people know the douchebag is effectively illiterate, which is why he goes off script so much and hates teleprompters.

Oo0, maybe he’ll tell San Diego to go fuck itself!

I’ don’t need to watch tonight’s speech. I’ve seen it already:

This is brilliant.

This should really carry the headline “Smug Douchey Millenial has Douchey Click Bait Complaint about Mainstream Movies to Satisfy his Douchey Millenial Friends.”

Absolutely fantastic.  Kudos to you for this.

Man, if I lived there I would fuck with them NONSTOP!  Make the lives of those border patrol assholes miserable by being as combative as possible and refuse to answer any of their questions.

I chuckled way too goddamn hard at “Spongebrain Bigpants.”  Funny names for this shithead are one of the only bright spots.

These puns are exactly why I can’t get enough of the Deadspin comment section.

The real terrorists here are Kirstjen’s parents for giving her such a ridiculously spelled name.

No, it’s a LOT revolting. If it isn’t complaining about “hustle” it’s bitching about their uniforms too. “put your damn hat on straight!” “Why are his ears tucked inside his cap?” “He needs to button ALL the buttons on his jersey!” It’s ridiculous, because it’s so blatantly obvious racism yet nobody will ever…

You’ve given Graham too much credit.  His drink of choice is most definitely a Fuzzy Navel.

To all the women who immediately screamed “Sexism!” at anyone suggesting putting up anybody other than Pelosi as speaker, Fuck you.  Fuck. You. All.  

“Hold my beer...”

Glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought this looked like an epic hockey fight. It was all the shirt grabbing. She shoulda pulled his up over his head to complete the embarrassing ass whoopin’ he got.