This.  Absolutely this.

Absolutely a Darlene.

Amazing.  Literally not a single word of what you stated is remotely true.  Bravo!

This deserves all the stars.

Fuck no you’re not supposed to feel sympathy for them. These towns all need to completely die. I’m sick and tired of these backwoods assholes thinking their town “deserves” to be saved. Jim Jefferies said it best: “Fuck your town.” He pointed out that the population of the world in total, and the US as a part of it…

It’s honestly only about 15% of the population to tell you the truth, if even that.  Put up a Democratic candidate who is basically just functionally sane and doesn’t carry any baggage like the Clintons and he will get fucking destroyed.  Like Republican version of Michael Dukakis destroyed.  Fuck those MAGAtards.…

My hope is that this is what finally kills him. I want him dead. I want his family dead. I want his friends dead. I want his business partners dead. Natural causes of course, but hopefully agonizing, drawn out natural death.

Which is also why I don’t give two shits about them having to spend so much time in miserable conditions in war zones.

“Warriors...come out to play-aayyy!”

I deal with it on a weekly basis because I handle Medicare Secondary Payer issues in both the liability and work comp worlds. It is a guarantee I get yelled at by at least one attorney (from either the plaintiff or defense side) who doesn’t know shit about this particularly convoluted area of the law and gets angry…

Do not ever lump Gen Xers in with Boomers.  We are the ones who have been calling out Boomers on their bullshit for decades.  And we actually vote, unlike you lazy ass Millennials.  

Or where Bob Costas prefers to get treatment for pink eye.

I’m pretty certain I’d start watching the NFL again if this happened, just so I could root for that kind of Raiders insanity just like I’m in 8th grade in 1990 again and Bo Jackson was my fucking hero, in real life AND in Tecmo Bowl.

There aren’t nearly enough stars for you, my friend.

Goddamn.  I’m a horror nut, and most of that genre these days is just garbage.  but Jordan Peele is turning out to be a master of it.  The trailer alone scared the shit out of me.  I can’t wait for this!  Who would have thought that half of Key and Peele would turn into a horror guru?

More like a cart with 3 square wheels and a leaking Acetylene torch duct-taped to the 4th leg.

You can learn to read it without having to write it.  I’m 42 years old.  The last time I used cursive writing, other than my signature (which is indecipherable anyway due to the speed with which I sign) was somewhere in the mid 90s.  I stopped when I had trouble figuring out some of my own class notes and realized I…

Someone let this shit out of the greys?  That’s ridiculous.

The fact that they deny claims that are so easily provable is laughable.