And it has no chance in hell of getting through the Senate.

aren’t you idiots used to us stealing your lunch money by now?  It’s pretty much an annual rite of passage that the Penguins own your fucktard team.  Hell, I can remember your arena being filled 3/4 of the way with Pittsburgh fans for most of the 90s.  Your franchise is a joke.

Hey Caps fan, I can’t wait to drink up your tears again the spring, like I’ve been doing so many years since I was a kid in the 90s. Eat a bag of dicks with your complaining.

This is a thing of absolute beauty right here.

Me too.

This.  ABSOLUTELY this.

I hope you look at a text while driving and crash head on into a telephone pole.

Go fuck yourself.  Then kill yourself.

It’s illegal to ride on the sidewalk, fucknut.

It’s probably been longer than usual since her last hate fuck.

I’ve been saying this for 15 years now. The terrorists ABSOLUTELY won on 9/11. Americans are little more than permanently-frightened lemmings, by and large.

When you are as ugly on the inside as this 190 lb. wad of chewed bubble gum is, you absolutely should get dragged for you appearance as well.  She’s so despicable that even her lazy eye is looking for an out half the time.  Another commenter here said it best: She looks like a half-melted American Girl doll.

I have nothing but the utmost respect for these two members of Congress.  It’s not often you see members of our government doing actual, boots-on-the-ground work for the greater good.  Kudos to the both of them.

Fuck bringing those people back into the fold.  They should be shunned for the rest of their lives and called out every waking moment for being the shit-for-brains racist fuckwits that they are.  Public humiliation for eternity is all they deserve going forward.

Who in the hell honestly reads this kind of shit? I don’t even read web-based opinion pieces, let along some book-form slog of mediocre takes from average white people about an election from which we are still 2 years away.  I have yet to see any journalistic “opinion” that is worth more than the price of a cup of…

fuck off with this stupidity.

It’s the holidays.  Every time I get more evidence that Trump is an illiterate fuck, an angel gets its wings.

I’m hearing your statement there in Ron Howard’s narrator voice.

If it’s guarded by that marching Ass Face guy, them I will gladly pitch in some bucks.

Preferably a Donkey Punch too.