So it’s pissy AND shitty then?

Thank you! I think my family is the only one in Western PA who gave up completely on the Steelers many years ago because of this rapist piece of shit. I went from living and breathing Steelers football for like 30 years to not even knowing who 80% of the roster is or when/who their next game is. My wife and I…

Wait, they carry that in Chik-Fil-A too?  I thought for sure that was a Cracker Barrel exclusive.

I will clear you a path.

Yep. Pedro Alvarez is a perfectly example. The Pirates were ready to pay him handsomely after the 2013 season, where he was a beast and tried to carry the whole team through the divisional series against St. Louis. Boras wasn’t having it. Alvarez ended up making it to free agency a year early because he literally…

This is starting read like it’s the cutting room floor of Alanis Morrisette’s home studio.

[looks up Sharen Wilson]

the irony is that this Beck-monster is the one who doesn’t belong in Target. Clearly she’s a better fit for the Wal-Mart/Sam’s Club crowd. She must have slipped through the white trash alarm at the front door.

knock-off Axe body spray and methane.

Ok, where do I sign up for my permit?  I am TOTALLY down for this.

This is a fantastic story that you should be posting on every story involving that two-bit mail-order bitch.

Funny thing is, she wasn’t even remotely attractive then either.  No wonder the best she could do was a tiny-fisted, pimple-dick orange bumblefuck of a con man.  

If everything Behar said really happened, then she literally just channelled the thoughts of millions and millions every time that “entitled bitch” McCain opens her dumbass mouth.  If this feud continues, it might make me actually tune in for once.

God I love shots at her crooked ass lazy eye. And that half-melted face of hers is an absolute gift to comedy. She’s like a combination of when Peter Griffin had a stroke and the Guy in Robocop who got melted in the acid.

Good god, I didn’t think it was possible for me to love her any more than I already did, and she goes and posts this epic tweet. If she keeps this up she’ll be the first twitter feed I ever read that made me go from six to noon.

Dude, those crazy old folks aren’t remotely the problem. It’s the slack-jawed inbreds that make up the generations of native Floridians who aren’t transplants or snow birds. THAT is why Florida is the way it is. It’s basically Alabama with nice beaches, which is why North Eastern seniors retire to those beaches.

Stroke. I’m crossing my fingers for a stroke. Preferably on live TV.

That’s like trading Baghdad for Somalia.  Baltimore is basically America’s Mos Isley Cantina.

there are not enough stars in the world for what this comment deserves.

This quote never, ever gets old.