She’s Australian.  Those people are racist assholes.

I called 311 about a dozen times when I lived within the Pittsburgh city limits. Those motherfuckers never ever answered my messages. Of course, most of those calls were back when Luke “Ed Hardy” Ravenstahl was mayor. Fuck that guy.

Well see? There you go. Something you and I can agree on.

Ahhh, no.  No he doesn’t.  Especially not with his bullshit take on “fashion.”  Maybe his use of Autotune?  Nah, Cher beat him to that.

I’m so hoping BMW is forced to close this plant now and all these people suffer irreparable economic destruction.

First of, asshat, it’s not even 40% of Americans.  If you had one iota of intelligence you’d know those polls aren’t remotely accurate.  But I suspect you are just grasping at straws because you’re a tomato fuck nugget.

The hoops you twist through to come up with what you think I said, when I clearly didn’t, are truly astounding. You must be amazing at yoga. You can give it a rest now, chooch. Your thin-skinned, smug-ass, fake “woke,” spoiled white Millenial garbage is clear for everyone to see.  I may be an asshole, but you are…

This is why I can’t see a way to get past it.  When one side of the spectrum develops their entire political being based solely on “feels” instead of facts an reality, there’s no way to have any discussion with them whatsoever.  All we can do is publicly shame them.

I’m bringing this out of the grays because it’s funny that you almost deleted it.

That’s just far to many words for one to say to a MAGAtard, to be honest.  They’d have stopped listening after the second sentence.  

My guess is Phil Knight took a nasty shit one late drunken evening, snapped a picture of it, and made Oregon paint it’s floor to match.  And like everything else in that athletic department, they are required to do whatever Phil Knight wants.

I have it on good authority he also alternates between Talk Talk and The The for his warmup music.

Oh please. Fuck that over-manufactured, fake-ass dope of a singer for this reaction. And fuck you for defending her. It’s a harmless joke for godsakes. She needs to crawl into a hole and not come back out into society until she grows up.

“They will enjoy you on your front lawn.”

Don’t worry.  Mother pre-chews it for him to make sure he doesn’t choke.

Holy SHIT!!! How does this not have like a thousand stars already?!  Win of the day right here.

“I’m just waiting for someone in Georgia to call the police on Oprah just to see her pay her bail with the loose hundred-dollar bills in the bottom of her purse.”

I feel like this is the only shit that keeps me from curling up in the fetal position after reading the news.

The sign was fucking hilarious. But your GIF game is on point as well. Brilliant use!