Dammit that fish sticks mention was fantastic.  That is still one of the greatest things South Park has ever done.  And you know it drove Kanye insane to be the butt of their joke

Your pun game is unstoppable today.  This is why I come to these comments.  I wish I could star you way more today.

I’ve been warning friends and family about this very thing for weeks now. If the election goes the Democrats way next Tuesday, I fully expect that there will be at least 3 mass shootings by a MAGAtard by the weekend.

Oh, they are absolutely not wrong.  I’m simply amazed in my work how many people I see that continually fail upwards.  It makes me realize I clearly make terrible life decisions.

Ha!  Glad I’m not the only one who’s mind goes right to South Park episodes the directly apply to real life now.

You’re also ignoring the totals.  Even her getting more of the popular vote still essentially amounted to what Romney had total when he got trounced by Obama.  The point is, a hell of a lot of voters just didn’t even bother to go to the polls because Hillary is a hideously unlikable person.  Just the worst possible…

This tweet just shows there’s simply no way the MAGAtards will ever be redeemed. I’m now 100% convinced most of rural America should just be napalmed.

I love it when people take costumes to a whole new level the way Beyonce does.

Thanks.  Every once in a while I get it right.

There absolutely is.  In every state.

Arguing with them makes me feel like I’m in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I love how you keep coming around to try and imply that my criticism of spoiled WHITE Millenials (because that’s really what this subject is about) has anything to do with minorities/women. Stop trying to conflate the two to convince yourself you are not directly a part of the problem yourself, douchebag.

Again though, implying that I said everyone is crazy is bullshit.  I did not.  I said there’s no difference in my opinion between MAGAtards and lazy Millenials that don’t vote because both are useless to me and to this country as far as any real change is concerned.  What you have a problem with is that it appears you…

Hahaha.  I’m currently stuck in a loop arguing with a bunch of cheese dicks over there defending the asshole Millenials in that article because I called them a bunch of selfish pathetic pieces of shit.  And wouldn’t you know it, one tried to imply I was racist against POC because I wasn’t focusing on helping those who…

Yep. It’s pretty obvious at this point that most of white America has the collective attention span of a goldfish.

Where anywhere did I say I didn’t care about people who CAN’T vote? I did not ever refer to that. Because regardless of your refusal to see it, that is a completely different scenario, and is a big part of why dumbass Millenials anger me with their pathetic excuses for not voting. Newsflash, asshole: You have to…

Hey, asshole, most of us realize elections are ALWAYS about selecting the lesser of two evils. Make the sale? Fuck, most of you pieces of shit vote more on feelings than actual policy. It’s not a pitch to buy a fucking car. It’s government.  Fuck off with that nonsense, which just shows you are the goddamn pathetic…

Right, it’s my failure to protect peoples rights, but you dumb fucks are the ones who don’t vote.  That’s some top notch logic, dumb fuck.  Also, the Boomers gave you Truman and Reagan, noodle dick.  The way to protect people’s right to vote is to elect the people who will actually write the laws to do it.  Is that…

Except that is just one reference but not the overall subject of the article, which were the excuses made by Millenials for why they can’t be bothered to get off their asses and vote. All of my comments clearly refer to that, and you just tried to shift the tone because you are obviously in that useless generation.

You request a fucking ballot ahead of time, fill it out, and mail it.  It’s not rocket science, d-bag.