Except I didn’t remotely discuss anything along these lines. I talked about the sheer laziness exhibited in the comments cited in this article, in direct relation to why young people aren’t voting. Did the article mention anything about the completely legitimate problem of voter disenfranchisement going on throughout…

*takes a minute to consider, like the article says*

I agree with you, but if you are smart enough to know it’s difficult then you should be smart enough to figure out a way around it, whether it’s absentee voting or some other avenue. FIGURE IT OUT, PRICKS! I don’t care how hard it is.  Lives actually depend on it.  Use that brain for once that your mommy helicoptered…

Thank you. This is why I can’t fucking stand these Millenial assholes. Everything has to be about them. Just like the old fuck Boomers who royally screwed us in this country. I’m sandwiched between two of the most selfish goddamn generations in the history of mankind. I don’t give a fuck if you are not enthusiastic,…

plus she owns a hair salon.  Have you met hair stylists?  Especially the blonde white lady kind?  They aren’t exactly Rhodes Scholars.

Ok, but if the House doesn’t flip, can you do us all a solid on Dolt45?

I would love for your scenario to come true.  I just don’t have any hope that will happen.  Definitely not in my lifetime at least.

Damon, the reason that 300,000 number SHOULDN’T shock people is that most would consider the immediate surrounding boroughs as part of Pittsburgh, whether those living in its limits want to accept that or not. The only reason most of those localities are not in the city limits comes down to the archaic state laws in…

Meh. I don’t find it to be that big of a deal. I’m kinda with Bill Maher on this one. My only hardened rule for halloween costumes is never go in black face. Other than that, offend all you want. I don’t give a shit. Hell I helped my roommate one year make the little kid mannequin to stick under his priest robe…

That was my neighbor’s in-laws doctor as well, for like the past 40 years!  I hope the fucker has a stroke and dies on live TV.  I will keep WPXI on just in case.  They let me watch Bud Dwyer blow his brains out live and unedited when I was a kid, surely they can give me the joy of watching this piece of shit go half…

Can she please just start going to these things in Iraqi military garb already?  I mean, her impression of Baghdad Bob is spot on otherwise.

I was there once and can confirm it’s overrated.  That part of Texas sucks.  

only if your not a white lady.

Her face is even more droopy and crooked than usual.  Maybe she’s having a slow stroke.  Fingers crossed!!

This subject for a joke will never get old.  Take your star.

Can we just rename all these self-haters with the one name they truly represent--Clayton Bigsby?

Yep.  And most of that acreage should just be napalmed.  All those little towns included.

I’m just gonna leave this GIF up on my screen for the rest of the work day.  I can’t ever get enough of this.

if he does, I would ask all my fellow Pittsburghers to join me in following him to Squirrel Hill with a 30 pack of Iron City, and proceed to launch full beer cans at him until he leaves. You can throw unopened cans a surprisingly long distance if you put in a little effort. And my rage level is at the point that I’m…

I gotta hand it to the people in this country.  Every time I think it’s not possible for me to hate the US anymore, they always manage to say, “hold my beer” and prove me wrong.