This is a fucking tour de force right here.  Excellent post.

Yep, I graduated from Baldwin High School. This guy doesn’t shock me one bit.

I want nothing more than for this piece of shit to die a violent, incredibly painful slow death.  I don’t care what it is at this point, natural causes or otherwise.  Just so long as he suffers more than any human being has suffered in the history of mankind.

Not everyone.  Just you, MAGAtard.

Fan-fucking-tastic!

or the fact that someone on Twitter already gave out their pictures that they had taken of this van while sitting in traffic just because it looked so bizarre.  Pictures that were taken before a single one of these packages were ever mailed.

I was putting money on Ohio too.  There used to be a hilarious game on late-night sports radio here in Pittsburgh where the host would read an insanely ridiculous news article and the listeners had to guess if it happened in FL or OH, because it always seems to be those two.

Well if that was all she said, you might have a point.  But in typical MAGAtard fashion, you conveniently ignored the rest of what she said.  Once she waded into the whole “defend themselves” territory, it’s a clear dog whistle to shoot first and then just claim fear.  But you keep doing you, fuckwit.

Riiiigggghhht. Because it’s not like the people getting hired as border patrol are mostly low hanging fruit barely a step above ICE agents or anything. This clearly strikes me as a signal to those mouth breather agents,“go ahead boys and shoot ‘em up!”

Please.  Everyone dragged her for being a complete idiot, not because she’s a woman.  And again, the original comment wasn’t remotely sexist.  It was ageist.  And I have no problem with that because her generation is pretty much selfish garbage.

the Lena Dunham everything-is-sexist-and-revolves-around-me kind, not a legitimate one.

eat a bag of dicks

You could also seal a plastic bag over your own head and do us all a huge favor.

I just told my mom today on the phone I am fully expecting to turn on the news one day soon and see “Oklahoma City 2.0.”

I have a feeling the violence will happen immediately after the election. And I gotta say, any more I feel like I’m a razors edge from becoming the anti-Trump version of Michael Douglas’ character in Falling Down. So I dare one of those racist, weak-chinned motherfuckers to start some shit with me while I’m trying…

Right there with you man.  

Yeah, I didn’t get that one either. But the other 4? On point. 

Call of the day right here.

This!

Seems about right for her generation, honestly.