suburbanmalcontent
SuburbanMalcontent
suburbanmalcontent

Fuck that.  I’ve been told we have to “turn the other cheak” since Bush first took office.  Look where that’s gotten us.  This country is a massive dumpster fire, and if a few people have to feel uncomfortable at a restaurant to prove to these fucksticks the seriousness of their actions, than so be it.  Also, the view

Ummm, dumb right-wingers is a bit redundant isn’t it? All right-wingers are stupid. Unless they are the really rich ones who fully know its a scam. Clinging to a 40 year old failed ideology is pretty much the definition of stupidity.

Am I the only one who could watch scrawny white racists get body slammed unconscious over and over while giggling like a third grader?  This shit is fantastic!

The only way to a gold medal is if they also save the community center.  And the judges must all be named Ozone and Turbo.

Meh. I know this will be unpopular, but she’s honestly an untalented media whore anyway.

being a weak-chinned mouth breather who’s hung like a squirrel does that I guess.

Can we just get the fucking civil war started already?  Because at this point, my rage for MAGAtards has reached DEFCON 5, and I will gladly just fight.

The irony of that kind of conservatard bullshit being spouted off in the greys is that if white CONSERVATIVES had their way, black people wouldn’t even be allowed in schools. Period. These fuck-wits never verbalize that part of their beliefs, but it is 100% what their whole philosophy is.

I feel like my entire life’s motto has been those last two lines.  

Goddamn I wish I could have been a fly on the wall for this incident.  This was a true joy to read.

This article was truly a tour de force of zingers.  Maybe one your best ever.

I really and truly believe weak chins are a genetic marker for being a racist POS. Every single time some white trash racist ends up in the news for harassing a person simply for living while black, or worse, for being associated with the regime of Mango MAGAtard, they all have heads that look like someone drew a

That still doesn’t account for the fact that the vast majority of white people in this country most definitely suck ass.  

I own my feeling. I’m a white guy, but I hands down hate white people the most. Especially basic white bitches like all the fat heffers that wield the 911 button on their cell phones like they are ordering a pizza.

Dude, seriously.  Find anywhere else in the world to go than visit the U.S.  Trust me.  This country is an absolute shithole that gets worse by the minute.  If I had the means, I’d be long gone.  

No sure, but why don’t you tell us?  After all, your kind solely exists in said echo chamber of the alternate reality that only exists in MAGAtard brains.

Well if you’re gonna go that route, than I’m just gonna counter with the idea that most chronic pain is in your head, and opioids actually offer poor pain management. Suck it up and find an alternative route to your phantom symptoms, you junkie cupcake.

I miss the days when mouth-breathing assholes like you didn’t know how to log onto the internet and spew bullshit takes about their beloved “foobaw!!”

or at least a life insurance payout.

me too.  That one was fantastic.