suburbanmalcontent
SuburbanMalcontent
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Impeachment is just as possible for SC Justices as it is for the President.  But Democrats are too chicken shit to do it even if they do take over the House.

Tell me how exactly a party run by namby pamby centrists is “on our side?”  Democrats fucking suck. They just happen to be in country where the only alternative is fucking fascism so it makes their gutless sham look like a viable alternative.

It’s not weak because it’s true. Democrats as a whole are HUGE pussies. This is just another representation of that. They are not willing to do the hard work necessary to combat right wing nonsense.  They should have been prepared to figuratively burn the fucking Senate down over this sham. They never are though.

I like the cut of your jib.

“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.”

Anybody else look at that tweet and immediately hear the Curb Your Enthusiasm music?

Yep.  It’s October 4 and I still have my fucking A/C running...IN PITTSBURGH!  This world is so fucked.

Because they are a classless, bumbling organization who finally lucked into the cup.  Trust me, they will fall flat on their face again this year, like they always do.  And I will regain my springtime tradition of drinking up the delicious tears of Caps fans.

No.  The cancer needs to be there.  Preferably rectal cancer.  Or oral cancer where they have to cut out his fucking tongue.  Fuck that guy with a thousand rusty saw blades.

I’m pretty certain not one of these fuckwads have ever been in a fight. Seriously, when have you ever seen a conservative who’s legitimately tough? Not internet tough-guy tough, but legit not someone to be fucked with? I mean, other than Chuck Norris, I’m pretty sure every one of them is a HUUUUGGGE pussy. They’re

I think Kavanaugh just somehow got his hands on Lindsay’s Black Book of DC Rentboys, and he’s terrified it’s going to get out to the public. Which is funny, because 99% of the population already sees Graham as Blanche Devereaux’s wingman for a night out hunting men in an unaired episode of the Golden Girls.

No. No. No.  I have zero interest in seeing anybody from high school.  And apparently I’m not alone.  We had an 11 year reunion (because there was nobody who remembered to plan it at 10), and out of a class of over 300 kids I heard like 25 showed up.  When they tried to do a 20 year reunion 8 people total bought

I’m pretty sure you didn’t study ANYWHERE, based on your amoebic grammar and comprehension skills.

a hell of a lot better than this asshole because I’d know I wasn’t guilty.  But this jackass exhibited tell-tale signs of a guilty piece of shit with the way he acted.  Also, it doesn’t matter how I would deal with it, because I’m not up for one of the most powerful positions in the world.  And the reality is, this

In my state (Pennsylvania), pretty much any modification not done at the factory is illegal.  Even hanging an air freshener from the mirror is technically against the law.  I used to watch cops pull kids over in low riders all the time when I was a teenager at our local summer hangout park, and those cops would

Not just a drunk, but he’s also a proven liar who committed perjury, and his outburst this week also shows he’s a rabid partisan conspiracy cook.  He’s basically not qualified to sit on the bench of a local district magistrate let alone the Supreme Court.

I second this.  I LOVE Buffalo Trace, both for cocktails and as an everyday drinking bourbon.  You absolutely cannot beat it for the price.

Record inventory you say?  Well I read this article as a personal drinking challenge. Who’s with me?

These goddamn whippersnappers nowadays just don’t know what it takes to win dammit!  Now excuse me while I go yell at some clouds.