Yep.  Exactly.

Sorry, chief, but you’re either ignorant or naive.  Where there is this much smoke, there is ALWAYS a fire.  It’s just a matter of letting the heathen go scott free, which is what the sleazoids in the Senate most certainly will do, because this country has become a shit stain and a disgrace.

I was thinking more along the lines of what was done to Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket, with tube socks filled with soap.  That would be a cathartic exercise for everyone involved.  Except a couple socks should have a brick in it, and that should be left for the final head shot.  

I’m hoping for him to stroke out on live TV, so I can make sure I get it recorded to watch over and over and over again in sheer joy.  

crossing all fingers and toes right now and begging like 10 year old me wanting the first NES console for christmas back in the day.

What always struck me about these tweets also is that I thought he was terrified of “red waves” based on his comments about Megyn Kelly.  

I would have probably spit my drink if Hardiman was chosen. Not just because he’s far more moderate than I would ever expect these nutjobs to put forth, but also because I’ve been to one of his kids’ graduation parties, and I can’t fathom that I could have any connection whatsoever to someone on the SC. I was there…

This is hand down the greatest interpretation of Carlson’s resting “huh?” face I have ever seen.  Take your star.  

I think at this point Kavanaugh could literally skull-fuck the dead grandma of a Magatard on national T, and they’d still support his confirmation because, “libruls!!”

Still one of my all-time favorite gifs.  It perfectly exemplifies the fake “tough guy” cowardly conservatives always try to portray.  To be in the GOP it is required that you be a HUGE pussy.

no that would be a tie between NASCAR and Football.  Baseball is not remotely close to those two for epic white trash-ness.

That was the joke.  Apparently it flew right over your head.

Is there some goddamn requirement that non of these fuckers in the Trump administration know how to buy a fucking suit that fits?  What the hell? How hard is it to not look like your wearing a potato sack with a tie?

Yep.  I also take Nortriptylin daily. Have for the past 25 years.  Works wonders.  Also have Stadol nasal spray on hand for when one hits.  I suffer hemiplegic migraines, so I can’t take the standard meds like Imitrex.  If I did, the “stroke like” migraines could turn into an actual stroke.  But weed works wonders for…

I’m starting to think “chinless d-bag” is an absolute requirement to be in the GOP these days.  How the fuck are there so many white rightwing men who look like a Big too that someone drew a face on?  

yeah, because we all know that in this country it is always the sexual abuser getting questioned and never the victim who is actually the one put on trial, right? /s.

They’re whole life is driven by fear of “the others.” Literally every waking moment. If you took that unsupported fear away from them, they’d simply melt into a puddle of toadstool mushrooms and yeti pubes.

do us all a favor and shove one of your guns up your own ass, you pathetic little mushroom dick gun fucker.

I should’ve thought of that one. But he did try to get us here in the ‘burgh to pay insanely high ticket prices for horrendous arena football, but you’re right: as far as ex-Steelers go, he’s one of the fairly good ones. And he didn’t parade around with a cardboard cutout of pedo-enabler Paterno like that goddamn loon…