never trust a guy with a girl’s first name.  

Fuck off, snowflake.

Before we pass judgment, can someone please contact Becky and determine her economic anxiety?  Gotta make sure we are fair.

Before we pass judgment, can someone please contact Becky and determine her economic anxiety?  Gotta make sure we are fair.

In all honesty, the entire US is the Florida of the world.  We are such a goddamn hot mess it is far past ridiculous.

Because everything in their world view is looked at through the lens of whether or not it benefits “their team” (meaning the GOP).  These same fucknuts were the ones screaming bloody murder about Clinton’s sexual escapades.  Fuck this woman here.  I wish her the utmost pain and suffering for this kind of bullshit.

I think the library will be nothing but printed tweets and his speeches, but at every exhibit after you read/hear what he says, the reality of the situation is pointed out by the narrating voice of Ron Howard.

Yep.  I couldn’t agree more.  That’s why I’m hoping he’s outed as a broke-ass fraud, then indicted, and then ultimately suffering a stroke on live telivision so I can DVR that shit and show it over and over to any Trumptards in my family.  I prefer that he also shits all over himself during that stroke and on camera.…

because they drew it on out of proportion by accident. In case you haven’t realized it yet, Tucker Carlson is actually just a big toe that someone drew a face on, and popped on some doll hair and clothing. The camera is just zoomed in to make him look like a full-size human.

Their rapist doughboy of a QB had far more to do with them shitting the bed in Cleveland than Bell not being there. But I gotta say, as someone in Pittsburgh who gave up my lifelong fandom of the Steelers thanks to that shit weasel, #7, listening to yinzer heads explode on talk radio is now incredibly entertaining. …

Eh, you’re way more optimistic than me.  I’ve seen enough of what the “average American” consists of.  Those dumb fucking mouth breathers that make up most of this country proved to me in 2016 that we’re doomed.  Americans are far, far too lazy to effect change.  They’d much rather hump a flag in their Barca Lounger…

I nearly spit out my drink on this one.  Phenomenal work.

Ball gag.  Let’s go with ball gag.

I’m glad you went there.  Let’s me know I’m not alone in wishing horrible pain and suffering on many public faces of the right wing.

Were you inside my head? Actually there’s no way I could have stated my feelings better than you did here. I would just add that every time someone mentions 9/11 I think of how miserably we failed as a country in reacting to that event. Contrast that with how the Brits handled the London bombings in 2005. They…

Goddammit, it’s like you two choreographed that magnificent perfection of comments.  Take your star.

This is just too fucking perfect.

Yep. Fuck her with a bag of syphilitic dicks.  She’s a total piece of garbage who deserves every ounce of misery she has.  Fuck her shady, immigration cheating parents too--with the same bag of dicks.

I’m honestly surprised he hasn’t yet.  I’ve never seen anyone who is so deathly terrified of something as simple as stairs. But that’s Trump, afraid of his own fucking shadow.

This was just too good.