I am in this camp. Europe’s sporting infrastructure is fucked in many other ways, but at least kids—as in people younger than 18 even!—get paid over there.

Well done! You’re fucked.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Kris Bryant, Kris Bryant, and Kris Bryant.

Where the fuck is the Deadcast

Bill James and, I don’t know, I’ll say Brian Phillips.

Small town parades are the greatest thing ever. Big town parades are the opposite. For years my wife and i used to leave our town, Washington, D.C., every fourth of July for some random little burg within a few hours of here. And we were never disappointed. We’d occasionally go to Lititz, Pa., for example, which…

To be fair you and I may put up 12 on the Pacers.

Right. Was this offensive and stupid and immature and bad? Yes, all of the above. But this was also the private conversation among a bunch of teenage boys. There’s been no reporting that they acted on any of this or actually did anything. At worst it looks like what we have here is a bunch of douchey bros making…

an overwhelming number of the male players likely wouldnt have even scored that goal, as they’d be screaming bloody murder and writhing in pain over that tackle.

The emails were not from Hillary, not from her server, not from her investigation. They were not marked classified, the FBI is merely investigating if there was any classified information in them. There is no indication that there was classified information in them.

Comey is merely informing Congress that they’re…

I may be weird, but I get this. These people LOVE their team and haven’t had a chance to see something like this in a long time. Kudos to them for putting in a 12+ hour shift at the bars to celebrate their team. I have done that for much less important reasons.

HA, JOKES ON THE PEOPLE WITH MONEY. I’M ALREADY POOR.

Now do you understand why Harvard doesn’t want to pay its food service workers?

“What do you think I’ve been doing over here?” — Trump

Deadspin is Deadspin and we’ll cover what we want.

A “friend of mine” recently had a sex dream...about Hillary Clinton. He woke up with an erection you could perch a bald eagle on. Besides the obvious, she’s 28 years his senior. Diagnose me...uh him. Fuck!

Yes!