I got a new job, you guys. This is the final post of “subtlename-notatwork”

Never been more proud to be a Colts fan

What’s great about Draymond’s attacks on the various paperwork-doers in the NBA league office is that Kiki VanDeWeghe, who played in the league from 1980-93, was the individual who made clear the NBA isn’t targeting Green.

2016 is a The Donald-subreddit level troll. This is unbelievable.

But where is the Moon’s birth certificate?

I wish you luck and strength with the inevitable fall out from this post.

Can you give me the short version of what is happening at Fusion? It looked like they tried to (or possibly did?) unionize, and either before or after several of their writers/editors were laid off

...in this instance, MLS was the clown-or, Klinsmann the clown-ee. And I agree that MLS needs *substantial* improvement. Thus, it looks worse if you are getting clowned by MLS

Without even mentioning Klinsmann’s managerial deficiencies, there has to exist some individual who could actively recruit foreign-born players without antagonizing our domestic league at every turn though, right?

Mitch Mcconnell has the most punchable face I’ve ever seen

“she boiled a pot of water. Then, she walked over to Smith and poured it on him. When Smith didn’t react strongly enough for her, she started hitting him with her open hands, she told police.”

What’s the richest sport? I.e. most luxurious, fans all dressed up, etc. Horse racing? Some fancy European auto racing?

Do you have plans for those keys?

I’ve got one pumpkin beer left in my refrigerator. Has the pumpkin beer season passed or does it end at Thanksgiving? I don’t want to be hopelessly out of style

SOCCER QUESTION: Thoughts on the North London Derby this weekend? Arsenal’s Sisyphus vs. Tottenham’s Prometheus!

Do new Apple updates purposefully F up old iPhones? As soon as the 7 came out my 6+ doesn’t run nearly as well. Is this fraud? Have I uncovered it? Am I in danger?

Where do you stand on parades? They seem to be much better in principle than in practice

Jabari *murdered* the Pacers last night. If he’s inconsistent, is he half-butt? One cheek?

“...former MLB pitcher made famous by refusing to recognize when he didn’t have a leg to stand on...”

What’s the best Halloween decoration for the exterior of a house?