“Not a long history of Republican judges siding with criminals.” lol

black guy from the suburbs with a long history of explaining stuff: it essentially means ‘this is your last chance to tell me that you are from my neighborhood or a member of my same clique or a clique that i am cool with; if so, then it would be unacceptable for me to beat the shit out of you, as i am planning on…

You know, every single time I see this jamoke I wonder if anyone has ever actually told him how bad his haircut is. Everyone he interacts with on a day to day basis is probably afraid to tell him. People like him do not pay attention to anything on the internet, so that is worthless. How would you actually get his…

It only takes four beers to make Blake Bortles feel like a champ.

This all the way. I did it several weeks ago and it was amazing. The Irish dude was making it so much fun, and the fact he barely knew the rules was the icing on the cake. It’s refreshing to hear a game called in a manner that isn’t quite as lifeless and surgical as the US broadcast.

If you watch via Amazon you can choose Spanish commentary instead. I do it because I am learning Spanish and am trying to maximize my exposure to the language, but you can do it just to avoid Joe Buck's ear poison.

We are all Titans fans this morning.

This reminds me of that time I didn’t win employee of the month and had my sisters call my manager every hour telling her that God would rain hellfire and plagues upon Papa John’s if my position wasn’t rightfully restored.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Todd Bowles:

100% sure that these were taken from some Women’s magazine about “How to find the right man to go down on you.”

- Have DeSean Waston back at QB

What they need is to surround Stafford with better talent. Truly, with a top-3 offensive line, three top-5 wideouts, an all-pro running back and the number one defense in the NFL, Stafford could easily take the Lions to 10 wins.

2 thicc 2 blocc

Was it a drop? Because that was a horribly underthrown pass.

Fun fact: every picture of McCarthy on Google image search looks like a man who just discovered that he accidentally clogged the shitter at a family function.

They can’t help that. They play who is on the schedule and they are taking business.

the Dallas Cowboys: unexpectedly winning a big game in November, trying to convince us that they won’t flame out in a month, since 2001

As a fan of another NFL team not named the Cowboys, I can say with confidence a team quarterbacked by Dak Prescott and coached by Jason Garrett is never going to be a “real Super Bowl contender.”

Mitch is going to get himself killed.  He's been lucky this year, since the season start got everyone paranoid about even breathing on the qb, pocket or no pocket... But eventually people are going to get sick of his shit and plant him, penalty or no.  Harrison was getting there on Sunday.  Funny, too, the Bears back…