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Pre-Sex Cannon, no less!

You’re thinking of the 1940 Championship, only the R******s were on the other end.

The Rams and Chiefs just played the greatest Monday Night Football game ever and the Deadspin recap managed to work in two shots at the Buffalo Bills.

Lamar Jackson Is Way More Fun Than Joe Flacco

I live in Delaware.  My neighbor across the street has “JAWN” as his personalized license plate.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

He looks like what I used to daydream when watching my son’s third grade tackle football team. Man, I would wreck those kids.

This is a weird way to tell us you drafted David Johnson first for your fantasy team.

I was super excited for Saquon to join the plucky upstart Browns.

It’s the gif that keeps on giffing.

Anyway, buy it and I’ll try to finish off the next book for you as soon as I can.

“yall kneed to kook up kokane wif bking soda and sell it.

Don’t forget about General Cornrow Wallace.

I don’t really follow tennis, but I enjoy these clips because I like to pretend the players are tiny little athletes playing on a normal-sized ping pong table.

1) Yesterday was not a trial. It was a job interview for one of the most exclusive and prestigious jobs in America. The burden of proof is only and entirely on the applicant to demonstrate he’s the absolute best person for the job. “Innocent until proven guilty” doesn’t apply. You don’t know what the fuck you’re

It’s hard to be worse than an Aikman/Buck gamecast.

It’s the most excited wankers have been about Vikings running amok in ages.

You can’t hear it, but they’re playing the anthem while he sits down to sign his contract.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a