The Lions had a winning season in 1991, and that summer, their pro bowl tight end got run over by a runaway semi truck while gardening in his own yard. So, yes, weird shit happens to cursed teams.

If Baker Mayfield managers to lead the Browns back from two scores down on a Thursday Night Football game, he should automatically win MVP.

Wonder if the snitches got Switches.

And he won the popular vote!

The Bills and Raiders probably had more deliberately self-destructive offseasons but the Giants may have kicked away the easiest rebuild. They must think that Andrew Luck and Aaron Rodgers prove that it’s simple enough to follow up one great QB with another one (and this is being extremely generous and saying that Eli…

He looks like Conor MacGregor after graduating Harvard.

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

https://twitter.com/OldBeigeGuy/status/1040821704287608832

The hot new trend for NFL teams looking to establish and sustain success is to construct a deep roster around a young quarterback on a cost-controlled contract. The Eagles won last year’s Super Bowl doing this

If I can do something that cool when I’m wearing pants that high, I’ll know I’ve lived my best life.

Nathan Peterman is the last chicken finger in the fridge from a party you threw a week ago.

God...he’s such an orange piece of shit. It absolutely boggles my mind how the “hardcore base Americans” think he’s great, even while he pulls shit like this which is so so SO obviously anti-american.

Can’t fucking have a nice thing once in my life.

That led to a Bears three-and-out

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

Oh, a trivia game! I love trivia games.

Tom Brady has the square jaw and dead eyes and mushy brain and penchant for hawking bullshit herbal supplements that make him a natural for a Fox News hosting gig in the era of Trump.

Drew’s head is three times the size of everybody else’s!

I’ve found Plankton!!!