I’d consider reading that headline again.
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Her best lie is that her keys were stuck in the car door, and while she didn’t have WD-40 to try to get them out, she did have lube in the car, so she used that to get the key out of the lock and also brought it and 2 shirtless guys into the house where she locked the dog in a room, sat the dudes down on the couch…
This is the kind of shit I say to strangers at receptions to get them to leave. IT WORKS!
Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.
Vrabel looks like he borrowed a bunch of money from friends and family 7 years ago to open a Crossfit gym in Grand Junction, Colorado and is still waiting for it to turn enough of a profit so he can quit his job working at the T-Mobile kiosk at the only mall in town.
Also, during their playoff game last year, I switched back and forth between the game and The Lion King which was showing at the same time on Freeform. I do not have children.
You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.
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Still the most interesting thing about the KC Chiefs in my lifetime. Goddamn that is sad.
That was more disturbing to me than the guy who jerked off at Arby’s.
We go to the game Sunday. I’m drinking airplane bottles of whatever I can find. I find my seat in the stadium, watch the kickoff, then wake up with 4 minutes left in the fourth quarter.
My wife is so afraid of someone noticing her when she goes to poop, she actually keeps a 2nd pair of shoes in her desk so nobody recognizes her in the stall. She calls them her Shittin’ Shoes.
This is literally it. I’ve been cringing when I said my team for YEARS. I chose to stick with them through the fucking name (Its racist, stop lying to yourselves), a deadbeat owner that is so scummy that other owners don’t want to be around him, and who kowtows to the owner of the fucking cowboys. I cried when they…
This has always been a problem with the Monday night games. What looked like a great matchup in September turns into two 6-8 teams playing out the string in December.
Piatro is so willing to demonstrate what a “good partner” ESPN is to the NFL that he has told the league that ESPN will not air the national anthem ahead of Monday Night Football broadcasts:
...watch this bomb from Mahomes to Tyreek Hill, over the top of triple coverage for a 69-yard touchdown.
Sister Mary is second to nun.
Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.
So we’re all in agreeance that this guy’s a fuckin nerd right?