Huh, You’d think the concussion protocol in Canada would be better, or at least free.
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Here, I made this to help with the visual. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
never forget
I’ll take your Chicago, your Seattle and your Denver and raise you a Toronto - It was almost Chicago-bad in 2000. Throw in a booming economy, gov’t-imposed boundary restrictions on new home construction, a god-awful transit system, roads that were never widened after the horse and buggy era, a municipal highway system…
I just realized that “DeMarcus Ware” is easily the most said thing out of Cris Collinsworth’s mouth. More than “Here’s a guy.” More that “just a football player.” He’s far and away the number one spot. In fact I’m almost certain I can’t hear his name in any voice other than his. Close your eyes and think “DeMarcus…
every other deluded dickface in this town who thinks “there’s a reason God made sunsets orange and blue.”
That thing was goddamn glorious!
It makes you wonder just what the hell scouts are doing all day. Your literal job is to find talent. If you’re not actively watching college football then...what the fuck are you doing?
A Bears fan looks at that list and says “I see no problem here.”
Ben McAdoo looks like the first date your mom gets after the divorce
Ben McAdoo looks like he comes to your garage sale and buys all your 2XL windbreakers from the 1980s and asks if you can lower your price on the Titanic VHS boxset.
Ben McAdoo looks like the guy who claims to be a cop and has Blue Lives Matter stickers on his car, but is actually a security guard who failed the police academy physical because he can’t run a mile.
Ben McAdoo looks like you cut off the head of a pedophile, that is now 3/4 of the way to growing its new head.
*Cue all the Ben McAdoo entries from the Dan LeBatard “March Sadness” tournament*
People like their boom sticks, their jacked-ups, their strong safety coming in like a missile and laying out the ballcarrier. The terminology is enshrined in the game as is the imagery of a middle linebacker standing defiantly over a running back groggy on the ground.
Couple of suckers in that video.
There’s a special hell for inconsiderate people who expose others to their gross sick kids. My wife and I got Norovirus on Christmas Day, 2013, because her dipshit sister brought her kids to Christmas breakfast (a communal affair) when one of them had been puking earlier that very morning. We did not learn of this…